Comments | badger_man: ok... today i was naughty

badger_man

ok... today i was naughty

Aug 28, 2008 16:08

Well yanno how i got this new job malarky? Well a few weeks back i was lusting after a rather sexy pretty naval style coat. well i showed this to my good friend Dave ( Read more... )

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necialma August 28 2008, 16:31:52 UTC

Ooooo pretty :)

And again gratz on the job and a very nice outfit:)

abskii August 28 2008, 21:16:50 UTC

Clothesporn..... :p

The truth and nothing but the truth..... about an outfit davebmth August 28 2008, 23:25:48 UTC

I have a sneaking suspicion that you may not have told the whole truth about the outfit Mr Badger.... I seem to remember seeing 4 items on the order form, not 3.........

Re: The truth and nothing but the truth..... about an outfit badger_man August 28 2008, 23:30:06 UTC

some swine added a condition to the agreement at last minute due to his like of 'Rule One'

Rule One states... If its funny. Do it.

So i was emotionally blackmailed (via the medium of clothes porn and the refusal to take no for an answer) into adding these to the order.

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Re: The truth and nothing but the truth..... about an outfit davebmth August 28 2008, 23:35:22 UTC

And still another omission, apparently Mr Badger is going to be wearing the *whole* outfit in a trip to The Windmill - although he isn't too sure if he'll dare go back in once the lads have de-bagged him! He also reckons its a bit too far to walk home wearing them, so maybe he'll just have to show some leg and hitch a ride!

Re: The truth and nothing but the truth..... about an outfit badger_man August 28 2008, 23:36:51 UTC

Dahlink what kinda gayer are you?

White lace and pinstripe? Not to mention clingy 'nice ass' trousers with baggy pants... thats a crime of the highest order.

Tight Pants + tight trousers. Durh

diamondeyespics August 29 2008, 04:14:04 UTC

*faints n dies* You ordered it...*gasp* When shall I arrive to help you try this rather sexy little number off? Yes I said off, whats the fun in putting it on. :D

adamantine_lady August 29 2008, 07:40:56 UTC

ooooh.. whoever you are.. I NEED to see you in that fabulous coat and shirt! My oh my..that is ever so sexy :)

badger_man August 29 2008, 09:35:28 UTC

*just stares*

Who am i? Who am I? *stomps about in indignant rage and goes to beat my sister about the head for not telling you all about me*

d0m_73h_r34p3r August 29 2008, 12:00:07 UTC

Who is he?

He is the mighty admiral who has entire empires quivering in fear at the merest trace of his Fleet Of Doom!

he is the Commander of the Badgerites, (a small obscure religious sect founded in lincolnshire)whose Credo is this: Give Not Mercy Or Quarter To The N00b!

HE...IS...BADGERMAN!!!

badger_man August 29 2008, 12:02:39 UTC

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