A premonition

[badgermoonhare]

David Hasselhoff appeared to me in a dream last night, wearing a snow-white afro wig, to reveal his special plan for this world. Actually, it was not really a personal appearance. It was a press conference. Hasselhoff was seated at a plywood table, facing me. And his special plan for this world was not exactly global.

Interviewer (perhaps myself): "

Comments

[tilney]

You win in the dream department, David! Today I had an unusually uneventful dream - I just kissed Jeremy Irons in front of Jesse Eisenberg to make him jealous. ...?

[badgermoonhare]

That doesn't sound uneventful to me! You kissed Jeremy Irons - I just had an audience with the Hoff. I don't think I would trade if I were in your shoes, but I can't be sure. Please translate Jeremy Irons to Famous Girl for me!

[auraphage]

It will be something like hip-hop, but not your mother's kind. By which I mean, it will be mostly in German.

Ah, so even filthier than normal?

[badgermoonhare]

Yes. Schmutzig.

[auraphage]

Geil, dude!