Going to get fixed

[badgermoonhare]

A few days ago, I went on my first ever trip to Holstebro, partly to get away for a little while, but also to be manhandled and improved by my favourite dentist, Kristine. She is an angry elf, living in a tiny sixties red-brick house, less than 20 meters from the row of churning vats of biomass that form her landlord's trout fishery. The whole

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[hiroaphasia]

DICK. HOLE. HAND. Dickhand. Dickholehand. °nods, meaningfully° °holds out a dickholehand°

[auraphage]

I think what the metal hand is trying to tell us is "no shitting." "By no means may you shit, we will use force if necessary."

In Danish, though.