How my I help you?

[badgerpdx]

The 30-something DILF landlord next door keeps coming over to chat with me when I’m working in the yard. I don’t mind at all, but I had to actually excuse myself today because I’d literally watered everything in the front yard including the grass. I think he may want me to plant something in his garden as well.

Comments

[mh58]

Only one way to find out!

[mrdreamjeans]

Plant something is a way to put it! I have one question ... Is he cute?!

[badgerpdx]

Honestly? He has a decent dad bod- looks like he goes to the gym but not obsessively. Also looks like one of those guys who’s hair is migrating from the top of his head to his beard, back, and chest. I’d be VERY happy to walk through his garden….

[mrdreamjeans]

My hair completed the migration to my shoulders! LOL

When you walk through that garden, be sure you fertilize it well!

[jayceeloop]

Maybe something you can transplant?
from your garden to his ;)

[badgerpdx]

He’s back, this time in shorts. I’d happily offer him a nice place to sit.

[bukephalus]

That's the dirtiest gardening post I've read in a long time.