Oooh, the Badger is a rare and sometimes-fearsome beast, but when in good spirits, he is a jovial and delightful creature indeed.
Let the sounds of good humor ring out; laughter, the clinking of glassware, the pouring of excellent-quality spirits, the telling of war-stories, and challenges of good fun and tests of strength and acuity. Pair this with the presence of known compatriots and allies, and fair women of wicked humor and wit, and let him have no plans for the morrow afterward. ;)
components: 2 ice cold beers, table, 2 chairs. Ritual: Open both beers, caster sits at table and places one of the beers opposite them upon table, lifts 2nd beer and calls forth the incantation. Incantation: "Dude, don't make me drink them both"
A very special lure must be constructed to draw and bind the wily badgerrogue - a bar with a long entry corridor must be found, which must be trapped to a degree challenging even the badgerrogue's daunting skills. On the bar itself, awaiting the badgerrogue's inevitable triumph, should be several pangalactic gargle blasters and a pack of clove cigarettes, preferably a buxom and winsome woman with a lighter, and the remote control to the sound system (pre-loaded with loud, angry, drunken irishmen singing.)
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Let the sounds of good humor ring out; laughter, the clinking of glassware, the pouring of excellent-quality spirits, the telling of war-stories, and challenges of good fun and tests of strength and acuity. Pair this with the presence of known compatriots and allies, and fair women of wicked humor and wit, and let him have no plans for the morrow afterward. ;)
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components: 2 ice cold beers, table, 2 chairs.
Ritual: Open both beers, caster sits at table and places one of the beers opposite them upon table, lifts 2nd beer and calls forth the incantation.
Incantation: "Dude, don't make me drink them both"
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Be well.
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