Random WAVs Video and Breakdown
Click to viewSource: SUPER TROOPERS
Ursula (Marisa Coughlan): “We can work together.”
Foster (Paul Soter): “Like Cagney & Lacey.”
Ursula (Marisa Coughlan): “Yeah…well, Cagney & Lacey were women, but…”
Foster (Paul Soter): “I could be Lacey.”
Source: HOT FUZZ
Simon Skinner (Timothy Dalton): “My, my…here come the fuzz.”
Source: WILL & GRACE
Karen Walker (Megan Mullally): “Lordy, Lordy, look at all the freaks.”
Source: TWO AND A HALF MEN
Alan Harper (Jon Cryer): “It’s important. I’m having a real crisis here.”
Evelyn Harper (Holland Taylor): “Oh, darling…I’m so sorry.”
*awkward silence*
Evelyn Harper (Holland Taylor): “Well, good luck with that.”
Source: OUT COLD
John Majors (Lee Majors): “I mean your hotel looks like a Motel 6 ate a yard sale and barfed it out.”
Source: ENTOURAGE
Ari Gold (Jeremy Piven): “Knock off the hippie shit, strap on a helmet, and start shooting, Emily. I want you to storm that beach like it’s fucking Normandy.”
Source: PINEAPPLE EXPRESS
Red (Danny McBride): *cocks shotgun* “Thug life.”
Source: THE 40 YEAR OLD VIRGIN
Trish (Catherine Keener): “Hey, wait - do you have protection?”
Andy Stitzer (Steve Carell): “I don’t like guns.”
Source: DARIA
Jane Lane (Wendy Hoopes): “Hey, what’s up? Talk to me.”
Daria Morgendorffer (Tracy Grandstaff): “I kissed your boyfriend.”
Source: HOME IMPROVEMENT
Tim Taylor (Tim Allen): *confused grunt*
Source: RENO 911
Deputy Trudy Wiegel (Kerri Kenney): “Lieutenant Dangle and I have a very special relationship. It’s like we’re brother and sister…but like a brother and sister who have sex.”
Source: ENTOURAGE
Ari Gold (Jeremy Piven): “Can we…? For the love of God, can we wrap it up? I don’t remember a time when you weren’t talking.” “Seriously, get out. Get the hell out. Don’t even grab a bagel.”
Source: THE 40 YEAR OLD VIRGIN
Andy Stitzer (Steve Carell): “I respect women. I love women. I respect them so much that I completely stay away from them.”
Source: WEDDING CRASHERS
Zachary ‘Sack’ Lodge (Bradley Cooper): “I hunt quail, Jeremy. They’re overpopulated in this region and they’re decimating the grub worm population. You got a fucking problem with that?”
Jeremy Grey (Vince Vaughn): “Not nearly as much as I do with the attire that you have on…or just your general point of view towards everybody…but let’s go kill some birds. I’m psyched.”
Source: 3RD ROCK FROM THE SUN
Dick Solomon (John Lithgow): “I am red freakin’ hot!”
Source: WILL & GRACE
Karen Walker (Megan Mullally): “Honey, this shirt on you is heaven!”
Source: 3RD ROCK FROM THE SUN
Dick Solomon (John Lithgow): “There’s nothing wrong with feeling good about yourself - especially if you look like me.”
Source: ENTOURAGE
Ari Gold (Jeremy Piven): “Listen, for me, don’t think. Thinking is bad for your complexion, okay? Don’t even think. You look beautiful, and I like your whole situation here, but just don’t think.”
Source: WILL & GRACE
Karen Walker (Megan Mullally): “It's a cult, I tell ya. Mm-hmm, just like the Moonies or the homosexuals or the elderly.”
Source: ENTOURAGE
Ari Gold (Jeremy Piven): “You ju-… Look, you had a thought. You have nine pimples. Don’t do it.”
Source: 3RD ROCK FROM THE SUN
Officer Don (Wayne Knight): “If this relationship was a snail, it would be mocked by the other faster snails.”
Source: 3RD ROCK FROM THE SUN
Sally Solomon (Kristen Johnston): “I’m a big, angry virgin and I’m happy about it.”
Source: WILL & GRACE
Karen Walker (Megan Mullally): “Oh. My. God! You’re a big lez!”
Source: THE OFFICE
Michael Scott (Steve Carell): “Listen up, everybody. I have some news. We are screwed.”
Source: SUPERBAD
Seth (Jonah Hill): “I’ll cut your dumb little fucking face off, throw it over mine, and get your ID and buy it my fucking self!”
Fogell aka McLovin (Christopher Mintz-Plasse): “Oh really? You don’t have the technology or the steady hands to pull off a procedure like that so HA! Peace!”
Source: THE 40 YEAR OLD VIRGIN
Andy Stitzer (Steve Carell): “What if she laughs at me?”
Cal (Seth Rogen): “Then you punch her in the fucking head if she laughs.”
Andy Stitzer (Steve Carell): “I’m not gonna punch her in the head! She’s really sweet.”
Cal (Seth Rogen): “No, ya- … I mean ya punch her in the fucking head…emotionally.”
Source: BEERFEST
Barry Badrinath (Jay Chandrasekhar): “Ooohh…not again!”
Source: ENTOURAGE
Ari Gold (Jeremy Piven): “I would rather have someone rip my skin off and make ponchos out of it than listen to you speak.”
Source: SCRUBS
Ted Buckland (Sam Lloyd): “I just have the one dream, over and over. I hold his head under the water till that last bubble goes…bloop.”
Source: PINEAPPLE EXPRESS
Red (Danny McBride): “Wassup, playas?”
Source: SCRUBS
Ted Buckland (Sam Lloyd): “…bloop.”
Source: WILL & GRACE
Karen Walker (Megan Mullally): “Ya know…for a scheming skanky whore, you’re good people.”
Source: HOUSE M.D.
Dr. Allison Cameron (Jennifer Morrison): “What are you gonna do?”
Dr. Gregory House (Hugh Laurie): “I thought I’d get your theories, mock them, then embrace my own - the usual.”
Source: AUSTIN POWERS 2
Dr. Evil (Mike Myers): “I’ve been a frickin evil doctor for thirty frickin years, okay?”
Source: ENTOURAGE
Mrs. Ari (Perrey Reeves): “Why aren’t you at work?”
Ari Gold (Jeremy Piven): “Oh, I j-… I overslept.”
Mrs. Ari (Perrey Reeves): “So, what’s in the gym bag?”
Ari Gold (Jeremy Piven): “Uh, it’s a kilo of blow. What’s with all the fucking questions?”
Source: WILL & GRACE
Grace Adler (Debra Messing): “Do whatever you want, cuz today I’m handing out lollipops and ass whoopins and I’m all out of lollipops.”
Source: PULP FICTION
Jules Winnfield (Samuel L. Jackson): “Say ‘what’ again! Say. ‘What’. Again. I dare you - I double dare you, motherfucker! Say ‘what’ one more God damned time!” “I don’t remember asking you a God damned thing!”
Source: 3RD ROCK FROM THE SUN
Officer Don (Wayne Knight): “Okay, so she’s crazy - but she’s got legs up to her face.”
Source: RENO 911
Deputy Trudy Wiegel (Kerri Kenney): I take medication. Doctor prescribed…” *trails off* “Doctor prescribed medication for several audit- I have an auditory disorder which makes me a little bit nervous around uh uh people and lights.”
Source: WILL & GRACE
Karen Walker (Megan Mullally): “I’m gonna be so mad when my mood elevators wear off…”
Source: BAD SANTA
Willie (Billy Bob Thornton): “Are you off your fucking meds or something?” *narrating* “I’ve seen some pretty shitty situations in my life, but nothing has ever sucked more ass than this.”
Source: NACHO LIBRE
Nacho (Jack Black): “My life is good….really good. I get to lay in a bed by myself all of my life…it’s fantastic.”
Source: BAD SANTA
Willie (Billy Bob Thornton): “If you think you can make my fucking life any worse you go right ahead. Be my fucking guest. Take a shot.”
Source: KING OF THE HILL
Hank Hill (Mike Judge): “Mister, I have not BEGUN to project my anger onto you.”
Source: ENTOURAGE
Ari Gold (Jeremy Piven): “She is way too hot for you, man. What’d you do, ruffie her up?”
Source: ZOOLANDER
Derek Zoolander (Ben Stiller): “I’m sorry I was born with this perfect bone structure…that my hair looks better done up with gel and mousse than hidden under a stupid hat! All I ever wanted to do was make you proud of me, Pop.”
Source: SOUTHPARK
Eric Cartman (Trey Parker): “What did I tell you, Kyle? I told you that I was gonna whoop your ass, didn’t I? Well, now you’re gonna get it, motherfucker!”
Source: THE FIFTH ELEMENT
Ruby Rhod (Chris Tucker): *shrieks* “Korben? Korben, my man? I have no fire. I-I-I-I mean-I have no matches. Do you have any? You got some matches? Matches? I mean we need some fire or we’re gon-” *starts to sob* “We gon’ all die!”
Source: 3RD ROCK FROM THE SUN
Sally Solomon (Kristen Johnston): “I’m sorry, was I asleep when you turned into a big wussie?”
Source: TWO AND A HALF MEN
Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen): “Oh…damn it! Did I get married?”
Source: THE 40 YEAR OLD VIRGIN
Cal (Seth Rogen): “You got a hummer from the tranny, didn’t you?”
Source: HOUSE M.D.
Dr. Gregory House (Hugh Laurie): “But I had three reasons.”
Dr. Lisa Cuddy (Lisa Edelstein): “Good ones?”
Dr. Gregory House (Hugh Laurie): “Well, we’ll see in a minute - I’m just making them up now.”
Source: BORED TO DEATH
Ray Hueston (Zach Galifianakis): “I don’t want to hurt your feelings…but is it possible that, if I hit you, I might get a herpes on my hand?”
Source: 3RD ROCK FROM THE SUN
Sally Solomon (Kristen Johnston): “I’m gonna have to plant a patent leather pump right in your ass.”
Source: PSYCH
Burton ‘Gus’ Guster (Dulé Hill): “So…the prophecy’s been fulfilled.”
Shawn Spencer (James Roday): “What? What are you talking about? What prophecy?”
Burton ‘Gus’ Guster (Dulé Hill): “Nothing, I just figured it was finally my chance to say something dramatic.”
Source: PINEAPPLE EXPRESS
Dale Denton (Seth Rogen): “I’m just…I’m kinda flabbergasted. When you say things like that it’s weird.”
Saul Silver (James Franco): “Thank you.”
Dale Denton (Seth Rogen): “Not a compliment!”
Source: DODGEBALL
Peter La Fleur (Vince Vaughn): “It is obvious that you dig me. You’re hooked on La Fleur.”
Kate Veatch (Christine Taylor): “Oh God…”
Peter La Fleur (Vince Vaughn): “I’ve been through this many times. I’m sorry. You can’t stay away from me. I’m so stupid!”
Source: OLD SCHOOL
Bernard 'Beanie' Campbell (Will Ferrell): *drunk* “Sorry… We’re going- We’re going streaking through the quad and into the gymnasium! Come on, everybody! Come on!!! Snoop!” *is pulled off stage* “No! It’s cool. It’s cool. I’m cool.”
Source: 3RD ROCK FROM THE SUN
Dick Solomon (John Lithgow): “She’s got me all tangled up in one big, doughy love pretzel!”
Source: ACE VENTURA - WHEN NATURE CALLS
Ace Ventura (Jim Carrey): “Pride is an abomination. One must forego the self to attain total spiritual creaminess and avoid the chewy chunks of degradation.”
Source: AMERICAN WEDDING
Steve Stiffler (Seann William Scott): “It’s on like Donkey Kong, beyotch.”
Source: WEDDING CRASHERS
Jeremy Grey (Vince Vaughn): “Share that with the Dalai Lama, jackass.”
Source: TWO AND A HALF MEN
Linda Harris (Ming-Na): “Please, tell me you did not get yourself arrested just so you could see me?”
Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen): “Ummm… You got me!”
Source: BAD SANTA
Willie (Billy Bob Thornton): “Four kids beat me up one time. I went crying home to my Daddy. D’ya know what he did?”
The Kid (Brett Kelly): “He made it all better?”
Willie (Billy Bob Thornton): “No, he kicked my ass. You know why?”
The Kid (Brett Kelly): “He tried to teach you not to cry and be a man?”
Willie (Billy Bob Thornton): “No. It’s because he was a mean, drunk, son of a bitch and when he wasn’t busy busting my ass he was putting cigarettes out on my neck. The world ain’t fair.”
Source: BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER
Willow Rosenberg (Alyson Hannigan): “Home of the big brewing evil.”