The tale of the missing shoe.

[badhairdays]

Most people tend to lose their keys and there are the few unfortunate ones who sometimes lose their mind. Looking for my keys has become a part of my daily morning routine. (I swear my keys have feet. At night it purposely hides itself in the most inconspicuous spots like next to the clothes washer or inside of a shoe.) And sometimes, usually at

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[kittybaby96]

In college, anytime something went missing, my friends and I would say, "It's in the fifth dimension. It will be back shortly."

Although, I'm not sure if that helps any...