A Holy Day of Celebration

[badira]

Today is my birrrthday. I am 16. The fat man said he would get me a driver's license today but he LIED. He LIED like ALL INFIDELS lie. I lose faith that when I am 18 he will buy me a rifle, as he said. Or that at 21 he will buy me a paw-gun. I hate him. Am I not an American citizen? Was I not born on this day of grace in Maryland? I demand

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[prushrush]

I'll make sure Skuds bows down before you :D