Mew! I have a boyfriend! His name is Mike, and he's tall, blonde, intellegent, hot, an artist, and he says things that I thought only I thought!
WOOT!

Is that such a hard thing? Last time, meeting the person really helped me. But when it has to be a shady-"oh you won't like her"-situation, then I'm not happy. It's really not an unreasonable request!! I'm sorry ladies, but if your man/woman wanted to go hang out w/ someone they had slept with in the past, who's made it clear that she would ( Read more... )

~a fellow kitten

SPEAK ON IT SISTER!!!

men? fuck off? please? If I am not fucking you yet, fuck off. Cause I wont fuck you. and I will hurt you. or I will fuck you and you will hurt me. So fucking save yourself the pain and unless you want to actually love me, fuck off.
( x-posted in my journal )

So I am all kinds of horny this morning. Have been for days. I think the kicker was when I was in the shower this morning, thinking of how john touches me, and loads of other john related goodies. When I got out and dryed off...I heard my phone ring. It was him. Yay! We may hang out tomorow night....But I'm on my period, so I dont really know what ( Read more... )

i finally had sex!!! ahhh it was a whole fucking month ...

but the whole time my cold was getting worse - and now its keeping me home grrr =(

To all my friends:

HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY!!!! On this seemingly commercial holiday, I would like each of you to think about those you care about and how they've been there for you when you were lovelorn and torn over a romantic issue. Think about the times that they've spent with you, ( Read more... )

I learn a new word today ( Read more... )

Tonight was the superbowl. I didnt go to Hillel this year. John came over and he and I watched the game, MST3K style, and then we got naughty. TMI INSIDE ( Read more... )

Name a name for a penis. If it is a certain type.....DEFINE!

I will start.
Turtle: When a man's forskin covers penis, and head sticks out.

Choda, Chode: When a penis is wider than it is long.

Bottle Rocket: Fun to ride.

Pecker, Willie, Wanker, Long John Silver, Cock, Happy Harry Hard On, Dick......

Cum on! Add one!