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I have no idea where my cell phone is.
and I've always wanted to do this.
THE FIRST EVER CELL PHONE MESSAGE GAME!!!!
CALL ME AT 973-462-4810. I CANT FIND MY PHONE
AND I WONT ANSWER BEFORE 7 pm AT THE EARLIEST.
LEAVE ME A MESSAGE.
THE MOST ENTERTAINING MESSAGES WILL WIN A PRIZE!
I now go to look for my cell phone.
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Thank You xnoangelx for this lovely icon.......
It's so fucking true for me!
edit: The icon is of lyrics to a song by DJ Isaac. It's good club shizit! -
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Brain Tinkering
each one of them is remotely different,
each one has a seperate face,
they all claim to give the same thing,
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Rant in the key of MEOW
As I was cleaning my floor, I had a mental question, "What is the farthest the head of my bed has moved away from the wall while having sex?" In the too much information files, the answer is: "12.5 inches!" (Yes, I have a measuring tape around. Business related.) (my bed is in a corner of the room ( Read more... ) -
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"Fuck me shoes on a woman who will no longer seduce innocent boys....
what have I become??" Shari, said to Ray. -
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The roller coaster is something I'll never be used to. The highs, the lows.......that doesnt mean to say I like them. Thank you to my Kittens and Paul. You make sense out of a nonsense world ( Read more... ) -
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Well, it's 4 am and I am finally writing what happend today:) We went out for lunch and a stroll down Easton Ave, then we went back to my place and made out like highschoolers.( Read more... ) -
You haven't discovered the miracle of masterbation.
It's 9:40 a.m. and I am horny. why does my body choose to want sex now? and is Steve Buchemi available? I watched Ghost World with
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