Comments | badlieutenant: Very amusing meme.

badlieutenant

Very amusing meme.

Apr 15, 2006 17:16

Gacked from Kara, over here

Claim a Blaise and suggest a pairing if you wish and you will get a short ficlety thing of joy. As a Blaise is claimed he will be crossed off the list.

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g_shadowslayer April 15 2006, 07:52:59 UTC

HAHAHAHAHAHA -- Caffeine!Blaise, please :D

Coffee. badlieutenant April 15 2006, 08:00:51 UTC

"Coffee," Blaise said solemnly, "is one of nature's perfect foods." Didn't matter that it was a beverage and not a food per se, what mattered was that Blaise was wielding a teaspoon as if it were an implement of doom and holding a coffee cup filled to the brim with steaming black coffee. "It's hot," he took a sip, "and it's thick and slides down your throat, like..."

"Tar?"

"No, not tar, fucking hell. Tea drinkers, you think if it's not tea then it sucks." Blaise waved the teaspoon again, and Tom, the happless audience to this lecture, blinked. "This is not tea, Tom, this is coffee, and it is...perfect ( ... )

Re: Coffee. g_shadowslayer April 15 2006, 08:13:21 UTC

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Nagini too! OMG hahahahahahahahaha!

Re: Coffee. badlieutenant April 15 2006, 08:14:45 UTC

:D *bows*

g_shadowslayer April 15 2006, 08:19:09 UTC

*is greedy* Dancing!Blaise (again, with Tom)

badlieutenant April 15 2006, 08:25:26 UTC

The music was throbbing and pulsing, winding over and through them. It was primevil, loud, rendering the writhing, gyrating bodies slaves to its rythym. In this brave new world of the late 20th century, Tom was finding this form of creating a mindless army through coercion with music to be absolutely fascinating.

That fascination stopped the moment he was hauled onto the dance floor to join in with the mindless, seething mass of sweating, hot, sticky, panting bodies.

"Are you sure about this?" He looked a bit worried, but Blaise, ever cheerful merely kissed his cheek and slapped his rump and grinned. There was no denying Blaise anything, and Tom had been watching the dancers long enough to have picked up the movements. He was, after all, nothing if not a quick study.

"It's fucking awesome," Blaise yelled above the music.

Tom sighed and took his place beside his enthusiastic lover as the music returned to the beginning. You put your right leg in, you put your right leg out. Put your right leg in, and shake it all about, you do the ( ... )

g_shadowslayer April 15 2006, 09:28:22 UTC

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA -- Tom meets the Hokey-Pokey. He'd be SO confused!

badlieutenant April 15 2006, 19:56:14 UTC

Hahahaha, it was nearly going to be the funky chicken dance, but I couldn't remember the words off the top of my head!

leviathanmuse April 15 2006, 08:20:35 UTC

Bored!Blaise with Pansy (no sex need to be involved)

badlieutenant April 15 2006, 08:34:13 UTC

"Darling." Pansy flounced elegantly into the boys dorms and threw herself elegantly on Blaise's bed, "I am simply, utterly, unforgivably bored"Well, we can't have that, Little Black Heart," Blaise replied, absently tossing her his cigarettes. She helped herself to one and Blaise considered, then grinned. "Come on, then ( ... )

leviathanmuse April 15 2006, 08:40:29 UTC

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahaaha!!!!

I'd love to see that!

badlieutenant April 15 2006, 08:50:26 UTC

Hahahahahaha it should be on the special edition dvd of HBP!

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urbandruid April 15 2006, 08:23:01 UTC

Apocalyptic!Blaise, with Penny. As above, no sex necessary. :)

It's the end of the world. Again. badlieutenant April 15 2006, 08:44:33 UTC

"Bloody hell." Blaise threw the 'Daily Prophet' across the pub. "What the fucking fuck is wrong with people ( ... )

shaman_x April 15 2006, 09:38:01 UTC

Time travel!Blaise/Blaise/Blaise/Blaise/B... :)

Time After Time badlieutenant April 15 2006, 10:20:56 UTC

"Are you sure about this?" Blaise eyed the American boy suspiciously.

"Yep! Small rocks, string, a tin of tuna and something else...oh yeah!" The boy snapped his fingers. "A Time Turner."

"What the fuck," Blaise demanded, "am I going to do with a bloody tin of tuna, small rocks and string?"

"I don't know," admitted the boy, "but it'll be interesting finding out what happens, eh, Bigby?"

"You're very strange," Blaise said calmly, looping the chain of the Time Turner around their necks, "but I'll humour you."

"Thanks!"

"Welcome."

The world spun.

When it righted itself and Blaise had shaken himself and managed to regain command of his ability to walk, he discovered that they were in a dorm room. In point of fact, his dorm room. "What the fuck ( ... )

Re: Time After Time shaman_x April 15 2006, 10:23:50 UTC

Hahaha yay! :):):)

Re: Time After Time badlieutenant April 15 2006, 10:29:19 UTC

*bows* :D

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