Drabble: Cut Down To Size
Title: Cut Down To Size
Author: badly_knitted
Characters: Ianto, Jack, Susan.
Rating: G
Written For: Challenge 697: Inflate at tw100.
Spoilers: Nada.
Summary: Jack gets his ego deflated.
Disclaimer: I don’t own Torchwood, or the characters.
“You’ve done alright for yourself, haven’t you?” Rhiannon’s friend Susan nudged Ianto in the ribs with a sharp elbow. “I mean, your bloke’s bloody gorgeous! Wouldn’t look out of place on the movie screen, or in a fashion magazine.”
The subject of Susan’s comments was standing right there beside Ianto, baring perfect white teeth in an equally perfect smile. He was practically preening.
“Shouldn’t talk about him like that,” Ianto admonished. “You’ll just inflate his ego when it’s already big enough. His head barely fits through the door as it is.”
“Hey!” Jack pouted indignantly.
“You know it’s true, Jack.”
The End
Author: badly_knitted
Characters: Ianto, Jack, Susan.
Rating: G
Written For: Challenge 697: Inflate at tw100.
Spoilers: Nada.
Summary: Jack gets his ego deflated.
Disclaimer: I don’t own Torchwood, or the characters.
“You’ve done alright for yourself, haven’t you?” Rhiannon’s friend Susan nudged Ianto in the ribs with a sharp elbow. “I mean, your bloke’s bloody gorgeous! Wouldn’t look out of place on the movie screen, or in a fashion magazine.”
The subject of Susan’s comments was standing right there beside Ianto, baring perfect white teeth in an equally perfect smile. He was practically preening.
“Shouldn’t talk about him like that,” Ianto admonished. “You’ll just inflate his ego when it’s already big enough. His head barely fits through the door as it is.”
“Hey!” Jack pouted indignantly.
“You know it’s true, Jack.”
The End