i seriously had the weirdest dream ever last night ( Read more... )

ot007: whats up hotty mc hot wanna bang you cuz you hot and i wanna rub my face in those juggular boobalicious rocket science miraculous boobs or yours then rub oils everywhere so we could bang bang bang all day lonng athen after holding everything in after the entire day i explode then we fall asleep then dream of us having sex again ( Read more... )

ok so im definitely updating almost twice in the same day. does it count if its 1 am? i dont care ( Read more... )

WHY DOES TODAY HAVE TO SUCK SO BAD?!?!?!?!

i have the worst cramps in the world,
i miss my daddy,
i miss my mommy,
right at this second my grandmas brother is undergoing open heart surgery where he has like 4 clogged arteries,
and i just watched a really depressing movie.
this sucks.

wow, tonight was really fun.
kayla shane and i were going to go to the movies, but we were too late, so somehow we got lost in pontiac? then we ate and drove around and saw CRAZY GIRL DANCING!!!! i seriously almost peed myself. i couldnt breathe it was so funny.

and now i have a headache from coughing too much cause i think i might be sick.

chicago has been really fun so far. ive been to the mall, had my first french manicure, been to chinatown, and best of all, been on the inflatable water slide my cousins have. wow. its so much fun. next time i go on it, ill have to take a picture. ive also made two mini movies with my cousins. wow. theyre really funny. tomorrow i think were going ( Read more... )

well. today was a kind of um. out of the ordinary day ( Read more... )

i dont even remember the last time i updated this stupid thing ( Read more... )

so my mom sister and i are sitting in the kitchen doing her nails for graduation tomorrow.
all of a sudden my dad walks in with a bag of marshmallows and goes
"what would happen if you were to freeze marshmallows?"
wtf?
hahaha
i love him.

oh yeah, i forgot. alex said the bat probably came out of my butthole.

very mature brother very mature.