This was a toughie, but I managed to narrow it down to five by picking my favorite of three John Scalzi stories. If there were 7 nomination slots, I would have nominated all three, I think.
Anyway -- here goes:
Four of these five are available electronically for your perusal, in case you're curious.
Anders, Charlie Jane "
The Fermi Paradox Is Our Business Model"
If I had to choose which of these five was most likely to make the final Hugo ballot, this would be my guess.
Haskell, Merrie "
Five Rules for Commuting to the Underworld"
dormouse_in_tea brought this to my attention.
Johnson, Kij "
Ponies"
Kij Johnson wrote the most-hated Hugo-nominated story last year, the Nebula-winning (what were they thinking?) "Spar." And I was kind of indifferent to this one after I first read it, but it grew on me. Now I recommend it -- but perhaps not if you love horses and peer pressure.
Parks, Richard "The Queen's Reason"
This one's from Lady Churchill's Rosebud Wristlet issue 25, and not available on-line.
Scalzi, John "
When the Yogurt Took Over"
I love the story of how this story came to be (
part one,
part two) almost as much as I like this story. I didn't realize quite how funny this was until I read it out loud to
lunargeography, which is probably what propelled it past (the also-funny) "
An Election" or the (not particularly funny) "
The President's Brain Is Missing."
And that's that.