Well fuck.

[badnarrator]

I missed Keigo's birthday party. Shit. How the fuck did I do that? I was wondering what all the damn noise was about. I think I passed out on my bed for a week, how do you do that without getting bedsores

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[heartswillblend]

... Um.

There already was one, sir.

[badnarrator]

Fuck Uh sorry about that. I've really not been on the ball lately. Was it a nice party?

Are you enjoying your time here? Anything I can get you?

[heartswillblend]

Yes, it was very nice.

And no, I'm fine, really.

[badnarrator]

Oh. Good.

Great. If you need anything don't hesitate to ask! We want to make sure you're comfortable...

[heartswillblend]

I'll be sure to let you know, Your Majesty.