Invention 5

[badnewsnobody]

I hope you've been studying, students. Because I don't make my finals nice and fluffy. They're hard, rough, with flames coming off of them, deep from the bowels of Hell itself!

Er, well, anyways, I'm sure you'll all do well.

Comments

[floatyspells]

Uh, sir? The flames bit isn't literal, right?

[badnewsnobody]

Oh, my, no. What do you think I am, crazy?

[floatyspells]

Oh, no, just... Making sure.

[badnewsnobody]

Oh, well, I suppose that's fine.

[blindsoothsayer]

Now, now, there's no need to frighten them all away.

[badnewsnobody]

They need to know what they're in for!

[blindsoothsayer]

You're planning to actually set your students aflame?

[badnewsnobody]

Oh, my, no. Just scare them up a little!

[ruddystampede]

*half sure the professor's joking, but decides to run with it* Flames!? That's scary!! Someone could get hurt!

[badnewsnobody]

Only the stupid ones.