So, after my break down in yesterdays post, I decided I should post a funny one. My son has an obsession with his belly button. Its an innie/outie which basically means sometimes it sticks out, but other times its flat.Anyhow, its been a running joke that he will eat until his "timer" pops. He will eat so much at one time, that his belly button
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The woman had to be in her early 40s. She looked at me and asked, "Do I look THAT old?"
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I tend to be a little... melodramitic at times, and it's not uncommon for me to say that something I don't want to do makes me "wish I were dead" or "want to die" or "maybe I should just drive off a bridge instead". No big deal, right?
Not until your 6 year old starts saying it at school when she doesn't want to do her handwriting work, and her teacher calls you, very concerned about her mental state.
*headdesk*
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A few weeks later i wrote a conspiracy theory for my final exam about nuclear testing and the effects on humans, having gotten permission before hand. the teacher refused to read it, and sent me to the office. The principal read it and gave me an A, but told me to stop getting in trouble writing the way i did :P
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