Funny badparenting

May 15, 2008 08:47

So, after my break down in yesterdays post, I decided I should post a funny one. My son has an obsession with his belly button. Its an innie/outie which basically means sometimes it sticks out, but other times its flat.Anyhow, its been a running joke that he will eat until his "timer" pops. He will eat so much at one time, that his belly button ( Read more... )

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sprtwrid May 15 2008, 13:13:53 UTC
haha my son had that problem yesterday morning. He stood there and just kept saying "it dont work, it broke momma... momma it not work. Oh i bixed it (he cant say his f's which has gotten me in trouble a million times). Look momma, i make bubbles!"

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lower_class May 15 2008, 13:30:21 UTC
One night I was watching a scary movie with my partner after the kids went to bed. They were being crazy in their room, so I went in to calm them down. They wanted to come out and sit with us, but it was too late. They said "what you watching" and I said "daddy and I are watching a grownup movie ( ... )

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sprtwrid May 15 2008, 20:32:57 UTC
hehe, some of that i remember pulling on my parents. "beatings" here are a tickle/pinch/wrestling thing. The kids will walk up slow, then i scare them by tickling, then they try to run away before i knock them down. That should bring some laughs in the future.

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androktone May 15 2008, 13:49:20 UTC
My 6 year old son does the same thing - if he really gorges himself his belly button pops out - it's the cutest thing :)

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arianllynn May 15 2008, 14:02:38 UTC
My 2-year old once pointed to a woman in Target and said, "Grandma!"

The woman had to be in her early 40s. She looked at me and asked, "Do I look THAT old?"

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sprtwrid May 15 2008, 20:34:00 UTC
my mom was 40 when my son was born :P Actually all of the grand parents are in their early 40s still (42-44, lol)

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siercia May 15 2008, 14:36:52 UTC
Hee. These are great.

I tend to be a little... melodramitic at times, and it's not uncommon for me to say that something I don't want to do makes me "wish I were dead" or "want to die" or "maybe I should just drive off a bridge instead". No big deal, right?

Not until your 6 year old starts saying it at school when she doesn't want to do her handwriting work, and her teacher calls you, very concerned about her mental state.

*headdesk*

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sprtwrid May 15 2008, 20:38:40 UTC
i worked really hard on breakin myself of that habit in high school, because my teachers kept trying to expel me for the way i would write all my papers:For example, in health class we had to write a pape about the section of the book we had just finished. We were learning about suicide and the mind set of people who commit it. I asked the teacher if I could write a poem, and he agreed, as long as i got all my info in there. So I wrote a story poem from the point of view of the gun (the gun thinking things like why am i getting blamed, shes the one who pulled the trigger)

A few weeks later i wrote a conspiracy theory for my final exam about nuclear testing and the effects on humans, having gotten permission before hand. the teacher refused to read it, and sent me to the office. The principal read it and gave me an A, but told me to stop getting in trouble writing the way i did :P

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