"Like a giant snowball of kink, rolling downhill, picking up every fetish in our path."
Well, in attempting to complete my Women & Film final, I got eaten by Fetlife, as I am wont to do. And then I had the sudden urge to post my entire fetish list here so you can all gawk in horror at it. Or something.
Into:
stigmatophilia, "the matrix" (watching), a good sense of humour, abolishing domesticated gender traits, abusing the english language, accents, acting as translator when people are victims of a common language, activist porn, actors in prosthetics, adding fetishes to my fetish list, adorkable queers, adrenaline, affably evil (watching), aftercare (receiving), aggression, aliens, aliens, creatures, monsters, alt porn, ampersands, anachronism, androgyny, androids, androphilia, anthropology, anthropomorphism, approval (receiving), aromanticism, aromantics, arson murder and admiration (watching), asperger's, assholes who tell good stories, attention (receiving), attention to detail, authors, poets, and other artists of questionable character, autoandrophilia, autodidacticism, autonosexuality, autosexuality, avatar: the last airbender (watching), avoiding being the target of unwanted, obsessive so-called "love", avoiding drama, back rubs, back stroking (receiving), bacon, bad men in glasses, bald girls, bandages on inanimate objects, bandaids, bare handed spanking, bavarian fire drill (watching), bdsm theory, beast play, begging, being a feral lil pet, being a freak of my own design, being a lobster, being a massive geek but hiding it so well that nobody knows it until i have them in my dastardly clutches and it's too late muwahahaha, being a rockstar, being a snarky bitch, being accosted by people in cars, being an alien's pet, being an individual with rational self interest that lives according to their principles., being broken, being bruised, being called a "faggot", being called a good boy, being called sir, being corrupted, being gentled down like a skiddish horse, being in character all the time, being looked at over the top of glasses, being marked, being more complex than an anonymous list of fetishes could show, causing people to have to actually converse with me, finding out if they like *me* and not just what gets me off., being pushed up against the wall from behind, being scented like an animal, being so damned awesome my head shines like a beacon so the unannointed might know where to seek their sustenance. yeah verily yeah., being the big spoon (everything to do with it), being told i'm a good boy, being written on, bellydance (watching), bellydancing (watching), beyond good and evil (watching), bi poly switches, bi the way (watching), bibliophilia, bioguys, biomales fucking ftms, bisexual men, bisexuals, bite marks, biting (giving), biting the sweet spot where the neck connects to the shoulder, bleeding, blepharons, blood, blood on my lips, blood on the band-aids box, bloody lips, body hair, bold, natural but well kept eyebrows (ex. camille belle, rachel weisz), bondage, bondage cuddles, bondage dance (watching), bound cuddling, boy on boy, boys in striped knee highs, boys kissing boys (watching), boys who don't have to be drunk to make out with other boys, boys who like to bend over and take it from girls, breast binding, breathplay, british accents, broken blood vessels, bruise poking, bruised knees, bruises, bruises and marks, brutality, bullshit free relationships, button flies, cabaret, canes, caning, capnolagnia, cardassians, carnivores, casual nudity (watching), chains, changing the trajectory of the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune, chaos, chaotic alignments, cinematography, cinesemiotics, circus/sideshow, cisguys, clothes that show next to no skin, collar and lead/leash (wearing), compersion, convention centers, conversation with people who have new ideas, copious amounts of blood on pale skin, corsets (watching others wear), counterdependency, covert public drinking, creating my own incomprehensible sub-culture, creative people, creativity, cross dressing, cuddle piles, cuddle puddles, cuddles, cultural breakfast identity, curly brackets, cutting, dapperq fashion, debating the pros and cons of defending gotham from evil vs just surrendering to the sexual prowess of cat woman, decorative vegetables (watching others wear), deep voices, depravity, dildo cocksucking, direct intellectual stimulation, director's cuts (watching), discordianism, diy culture, doctor who (watching), dollhouse (watching), dominant masochism, doms my own age, dr. herbert west, dr. horrible (watching), dreadlocks, dreads, drinking games, driving around with dykes fucking in my car, drunk sex, drunken debauchery, dykes in glasses, dykes who fuck faggots, ear nibbling and kisses, eldritch tattoos, empaths, telepaths and mind readers, endorphins, english accents, erotic literature, erotillectualism, erotillectuals, erotophilia, erudite, logical, prose-laden, smart men, evil laughter, evilly affable (watching), exchanging highly charged banter, eyebrows, eyes bright enough to burn me, face licking (giving), face punching, face slapping, facial scars, facing phobias, fandom, fandomsexuality, fanfiction (everything to do with it), feeling the blood run down my legs, feralness, fictional worlds and fandoms (everything to do with it), fight club (watching), fighting back, film directors, film theory, filthy queers, finding release through crying, fingersucking, firefly (watching), flogging, fluffy snark, foe yay, fops and dandies, for the evulz (watching), freckles, free love, fringe science, ftms fucking biomales, fucking convention, full-frontal geekery, full-on frontal snogging as a completely platonic gesture, fur floggers, gay geeks, gay pagan trekkies, geekgasms, geeks, geeks in glasses, geeks with tattoos, geeky guys, geeky tattoos, gender outlawry, gender pirates, gender theory, genderqueers, gentlemen who are not necessarily gentle men, german accents, getting people hooked on fetlife, girls in glasses, girls who don't mind blood splatter, girls who don't shave, girls who wear huge, high-end headphones in public, girls with happy trails, girls with scars, glamour butches, glasses, goggles, going green, good editing, good grammar, good hot writing, good vocabulary, gravity is a harsh mistress (watching), guillermo del toro talking about his fetishes (watching), haematophilia, hair pulling, hamlet, handcuffs, hanna is not a boy's name (watching), hans landa, harajuku street fashion (watching others wear), having heard of the bear jew, having hot friends, having my sensory defensiveness pandered to, having my wrists held down, healthy boundaries, healthy communicative relationships, healthy relationships, heathenry, heavily tattooed girls and boys, hedonism, hematolagnia, heroes (watching), hickeys, hideous and sexy men, high sex, highly functional madness, hip bones, holding hands, holding hands to cross the street, holmesian personalities (everything to do with it), homeovestism, hotels, hybristophilia, i am god-toothpaste sandwich-gas oven crazy (watching), i got better (watching), icthyo sapiens, idiosyncratic episode naming (watching), immortality, improvisation/acting (watching), inception (watching), indian accents, indian men, indie porn, inglourious basterds (watching), intellect, intellectual curiosity, intellectual discourse as foreplay, intellectual discussions, intelleroticism, intelligence, intelligent conversation, laced with wit, subtlety, humour and mutual satisfaction, intellirotica, interdimensional travel, internet narcissism, irish accents, iron man (watching), jeffrey combs, jerry rigging, jews, jolie-laide, katanas, kirk/spock, kisses with ulterior motive, kissing, kissing/touching the spine (receiving), knee socks (watching others wear), knuckle tattoos on super or subnumery fingers, languages, lascivious burlesque, latex (watching others wear), layers, leather gloves, leaving bite marks, leaving marks, lemony narrators (watching), libertines, lip biting, live music shows, loads and loads of characters (watching), logic and reason, logic bomb (watching), london, looking unhealthy, low maintenance, non-confrontational friendships, low notes, lug wrenches, mad pride, mad science, mad scientists, magnificent bastards (watching), makeshift sex toys, making a sweet, snuggly spooning nest, making out, malign hypercognition disorder (watching), mamihlapinatapai, maniacal laughter, martial arts (watching), masculine identifying individuals, masculine postures in feminine clothes, masks, massages (receiving), master/padawan, me, megalomania, men dancing the lady's part (watching), men in glasses, men in suits, men kissing men (watching), men who are tall and strong and smarter than me, men with long hair, menstruation, messing with people's preconceptions, military boots (watching others wear), modest clothing, mohawks, movie quotes, musicals that aren't mama mia (watching), mutual respect, trust and communication., my own mobility, na'vi language and culture, natural hair, nazi uniforms, neck biting (giving), neck biting/kissing/nuzzling (everything to do with it), neck corsets, neck coverings, neck kissing/sucking, neck kissing/touching (receiving), neck ruffs (watching others wear), neck tattoos, neck ties, nerds, nervous boys, nice!doms, nnt, nomadism, nomads, non-neurotypicals, not trying to curb my hedonistic nature, odaxelagnia, offending the boring conservative fragile sensibilities of boring conservative dogmatic sheeple, omnicidal maniacs (watching), omnisexuality, omnisexuals, omophagia, otherkin, pacifiers, packing, paganism, pansexuals, pantomaths, paranormal, parseltongue, people i fancy imitating characters i fancy, people touching my scars, pervertibles, petplay, pets playing with each other, philomaths, phobias, pinstripes, pirates, playing jump rope with the kinsey scale, plimsolls, poets and musicians, poking bruises, poly feral strays, polyamory, polyglots, polymaths, pomosexuality, praise (receiving), predator/predator, predator/prey, pressure spots around the eyes, preternaturally beautiful men, professor snape, proper grammar, spelling, and punctuation, proving to each other that romance is boring, psychological analysis, putting up a fight, queer porn, queers, quoting obscure movie lines, rarely used punctuation marks, ravenclaws, raygun gothic (watching), reading erotica, receiving marks, recycling, red heads, redheads, renaissance men, rennface's 'no' tone, restraints, reward petting (receiving), rhetoric, riding crops, rincest (watching), roadtrips, robots, rooms full of people singing in unison, rorschach, sadism, sapiosexuality, sarcasm, scars, scenes with spectators, science fiction/cyberpunk/fantasy, scientific curiosity, scifi conventions, scottish accents, scrawny sluts, self-destruction, self-mutilation, self-sufficiency, selfcest, semicolons and other sexy punctuation, semiotics, sex as spirituality, sex-positive culture, sexy ugly men, shameless faggotry, sherlock holmes (watching), shibari (watching others wear), shopping for fetishes from others' lists, short men, singing, skinnyleg trousers, slash, slash fiction, sleeping in cars, sleeve garters, slender hands, slytherins, small cock, small tits, smart queers, smashing the gender binary, smiles as wide as the road to hell, snarky fluff, snogging, snuggling, sociology, sociopathic personalities, sock garters, sodomy, south african accents, soviet uniforms, space travel, spanking, spin the bottle, spock, spock/mccoy, spoken word, spooning, stamping out stigma, star trek (watching), stargate sg-1 (watching), staying up all night and sleeping all day, steampunk aesthetics, stimulating, thought provoking conversations, straitjackets (wearing), stress-induced adrenaline highs, striped knee high socks, submissive predator, submissive sadism, supernatural, sylar, tailcoats (watching others wear), talking about hamlet, tall men, tall skinny men, tall women, tattoos, tattoos with great personal meaning, technosexuality, telepathy, telling one's self to get up, that shaky elation from endorphin rushes, the big bang theory (watching), the couch of luxury and damned incest, the dark knight (watching), the doctor, the eighth doctor, the eleventh doctor, the fifth doctor, the fine line between rap and spoken word, the joker, the only one allowed to defeat you (watching), the proper use of semicolons, the proper use of the english language, the sound of a belt being removed., the tenth doctor (everything to do with it), the west wing (watching), the words "as you wish", thelema, three piece suits, thud, thunderstorms, tics, time lords, time machines, time travel, top hats (watching others wear), transfags, trekkies, trembling, tribal fusion bellydance (watching), trickling blood, truth & honesty, tv tropes, typography, uk slang, uncut cock, unrepentant debauchery, using the word 'cock' instead of 'dick', using the word 'cunt' instead of 'pussy', vagabonding, vertigo without dizziness (receiving), vices and bad habits, victorian clothing, victorian gentleman, victorian prudery, victoriana, villians, violence, visual kei (watching others wear), vitriolic best buds (watching), vulcan mind melds, vulcans, waistcoats, waltz, wanderlust, watching people add a fetish right after i do, watching quentin tarantino movies, watchmen (watching), watsonian doms, watsonian personalities, wax play, weapons, wearing glasses, wearing your marks, well-adjusted individuals, when jon stewart says 'cock' (watching), whimpering, whips, wit, withstanding pain, women dancing the lead's part (watching), wormholes and time travel, wrap-around, writing erotica, wwii era uniforms (watching others wear), xenophilia, xenosexuality, [stuff in brackets].
Curious about:
forced masturbation (receiving), "get up off your knees and make me your god", a kiss that hits like a fist, a kiss with a fist, a sentence that stops me like a brick wall, abandoned & derelict buildings, abduction roleplay, absinthe/green fairy, adventure, agent/redpill roleplay, ageplay, alien abduction, alien/predator, alpha/beta, anal sex, andromimetophilia, animal play, armbinders, aromance, arousing suspicion, artistic cutting, asexuality, autofellatio, avoiding 'tact' to avoid confusion, backseat co-topping, ballet boots/shoes, baseball bats, being a black swan, being a primal being, being allowed to use 'fuck you' as a safeword, being beaten till we find the other you, being brought to my knees, being co-topped, being daddy's little girl, being dominated by someone who has a mental strength that doesn't cower to my intelligence, but conquers it, being famous, being full nocturnal 24/7, being gently pushed past my limits, being left out in the cold, being loved, being nurtured, being perfected, being picked up by the back of my pants, being pushed up against a wall, being slammed against a wall and kissed, being thrown around like a ragdoll, being understood, being violated while watching horror films, better mental health through bdsm, big brother/little brother, blade play, blood dripping from his body, blood play, bloodplay, blunt force trauma, bluring the line between interactive installation art and bdsm, bondage in positions that strain the muscles, boy in the middle strap on sandwiches, boydykery (giving), boys who blush, branding, breast bondage (watching others wear), bringing you to your knees, bromance, burning out as opposed to fading away, cardassian-bajoran roleplay (watching), cathartic experiences, cathartic scenes, chakra energy play, chaos magick, chicks with dicks, class analysis, climbing trees, clit pumping, co-domming, co-topping, cocksucking, coming in my pants, consensual pressured sex (receiving), cosplay, cosplay sex, covert bondage, covert public masturbation, covert public play, crosses the line twice (watching), crowbars, cuddles after a severe beating, cuddling up to daddy and falling asleep, cuddling with benefits, curling up on the floor at your feet, dacryphilia (watching), daddy/boi, daddy/boy, daddy/girl, daddydoms (receiving), daisy chain, dancing because you feel the music, not necessarily because you took lessons or have someone to dance with, dancing on thin ice, dead languages, deep throating, deflowering virgins, demisexuals, destroying something beautiful, destroying the balance between good and evil, diety/hierodule, discreet pleasures in movie theaters, discussing string theory while getting laid, doctor/companion, doctor/patient, dominant bottoming, domming doms and topping tops, double partner dance, double penetration, drug trips without drugs, eating or drinking out of a dog bowl, emotionally intense and cathartic orgasms, epistemic anarchy, epistemic rhetoric, eroticizing the divine, eroticizing trauma, exploring the sacred in the sensual, eye contact restrictions, face fucking, falling, falling in love while kicking ass during a zombie apocalypse, falling through space and time, fear play, feeling safe but not being safe, feral play, fighting, fighting for dominance, finger fucking, fire play, fist fights, fisting (giving), flipping a switch mid-scene, forced nudity (receiving), forced orgasms (receiving), forced survival instincts (receiving), foreign languages, foreign object penetration, free running, friendcest, friends with benefits, friendship dating, friendship ripening into love, fuck buddies who like to fight, fully clothed sex, fully-clothed porn, geeksexuals, gender play, gentle doms who also scare me, gentling you down like a skiddish horse, getting fucked bent over my bike, getting mauled by daddy, girl fags, girlfaggery (receiving), girls with serial killer tattoos, glass dildos, goa'uld roleplay, goading people into temptation, guerrilla filmmaking, gutter punks, gynemimetophilia, hand worship/ finger sucking, handler/active, hanky code, hard ons under clothes, having mind blowing sex whilst a horrific storm is going on just outside your bedroom window, having my blood licked off of me, having my boyfriend and eating him too, having my limits pushed but not broken, hearing "i love you" and knowing it to be true, heavy petting, high femmes who feel like faggots, high functioning autism, hotel sex, immobilization, incest in film, incest play, insomnia, intellectual intercourse, intelligent conversation in sex tapes, intercrural sex, interrogation, jumping, kicking and punching, kidnapping roleplay, kin-space, learning and testing my limits, learning how to read minds, leaving you out in the cold, lifelong friendships, little space, low femme, macho high femme, making out and dry humping, making out while stroking his cock, marks that tell stories, mastering a semiotic domain, matches, in case i have to suddenly burn, medical play, mental synchrony, nantaimori, nice jewish bois, nice jewish boys, nonverbal communication, open biamory, open triads, oral sex, organic vegan lube, orgasm denial (giving), orgasm without direct stimulation, orgasms during acts of violence, out of body experiences, outercourse, overcoming panic with sex, panromantics, pansexuality, parkour, part time lovers and full time friends, pegging, people who have their shit together, pirate play, playing connect the freckles with my knife, post-violence spooning, posture collars (wearing), posture training (receiving), pre-op mtf, primal play, psychic sex, psycholagny, pulling no punches, pushing buttons, pushing limits, pushing my own limits, pushing past the point of resistance, fear and anger, pushing your buttons, radical honesty, ragdoll roleplay, religious play, restraint and gentlemanly politeness, rough body play, running, sacred sexuality, sacrilege, sarcasm as foreplay, scarification, serial killer play, service fucking, service-oriented submission (giving), sex during menstruation, sex in outer space, sex in the rain, sex sex sex and don't forget the violence, sex so good that you can't walk after you are done, sex with identical twins, shut up and put your face in the pillow - this is not about you., sissification, sitting on daddy's lap while he whispers dirty things in my ear, slam poetry, slave tattoos, sleep deprivation, sleep deprivation as therapy, sleepy sex, someone who's not afraid of me or anyone else, someone who's not afraid of themself, somnophilia, sounding (giving), spanking with a cricket bat, spiritual bdsm, spitroasting, strap-on/dildo deepthroating, strap-ons, struggle play, subspace, surprise blood thinner play, suspension bondage, switch fighting, taking a pansexual adventure through time!!!, taking it easy; loving nothing, telepathic sex, thoroughly provoked and deserved throttlings, threesomes, throwing you around like a ragdoll, tire irons, transhumanism, transmutation of pain into spirtual growth, travel, triple deities, trust, turning back time, tv/movie character roleplay, twincest, unconditional love, trust, and respect, vaginal sex, vampires, vampirism , violently fucking scrawny hipster boys, vore, voyeurism, waking up in cars, waking up next to the one you love, walking on thin ice, watching my dates get it on, wearing daddy's marks, wooden dildos, writing my secret across your sky, your hot black rage ripping wide open, ɹǝʌo lloɹ sdoʇ uǝɥʍ.
Wasn't that fun, kids?
Wait, where are you going?
Into:
stigmatophilia, "the matrix" (watching), a good sense of humour, abolishing domesticated gender traits, abusing the english language, accents, acting as translator when people are victims of a common language, activist porn, actors in prosthetics, adding fetishes to my fetish list, adorkable queers, adrenaline, affably evil (watching), aftercare (receiving), aggression, aliens, aliens, creatures, monsters, alt porn, ampersands, anachronism, androgyny, androids, androphilia, anthropology, anthropomorphism, approval (receiving), aromanticism, aromantics, arson murder and admiration (watching), asperger's, assholes who tell good stories, attention (receiving), attention to detail, authors, poets, and other artists of questionable character, autoandrophilia, autodidacticism, autonosexuality, autosexuality, avatar: the last airbender (watching), avoiding being the target of unwanted, obsessive so-called "love", avoiding drama, back rubs, back stroking (receiving), bacon, bad men in glasses, bald girls, bandages on inanimate objects, bandaids, bare handed spanking, bavarian fire drill (watching), bdsm theory, beast play, begging, being a feral lil pet, being a freak of my own design, being a lobster, being a massive geek but hiding it so well that nobody knows it until i have them in my dastardly clutches and it's too late muwahahaha, being a rockstar, being a snarky bitch, being accosted by people in cars, being an alien's pet, being an individual with rational self interest that lives according to their principles., being broken, being bruised, being called a "faggot", being called a good boy, being called sir, being corrupted, being gentled down like a skiddish horse, being in character all the time, being looked at over the top of glasses, being marked, being more complex than an anonymous list of fetishes could show, causing people to have to actually converse with me, finding out if they like *me* and not just what gets me off., being pushed up against the wall from behind, being scented like an animal, being so damned awesome my head shines like a beacon so the unannointed might know where to seek their sustenance. yeah verily yeah., being the big spoon (everything to do with it), being told i'm a good boy, being written on, bellydance (watching), bellydancing (watching), beyond good and evil (watching), bi poly switches, bi the way (watching), bibliophilia, bioguys, biomales fucking ftms, bisexual men, bisexuals, bite marks, biting (giving), biting the sweet spot where the neck connects to the shoulder, bleeding, blepharons, blood, blood on my lips, blood on the band-aids box, bloody lips, body hair, bold, natural but well kept eyebrows (ex. camille belle, rachel weisz), bondage, bondage cuddles, bondage dance (watching), bound cuddling, boy on boy, boys in striped knee highs, boys kissing boys (watching), boys who don't have to be drunk to make out with other boys, boys who like to bend over and take it from girls, breast binding, breathplay, british accents, broken blood vessels, bruise poking, bruised knees, bruises, bruises and marks, brutality, bullshit free relationships, button flies, cabaret, canes, caning, capnolagnia, cardassians, carnivores, casual nudity (watching), chains, changing the trajectory of the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune, chaos, chaotic alignments, cinematography, cinesemiotics, circus/sideshow, cisguys, clothes that show next to no skin, collar and lead/leash (wearing), compersion, convention centers, conversation with people who have new ideas, copious amounts of blood on pale skin, corsets (watching others wear), counterdependency, covert public drinking, creating my own incomprehensible sub-culture, creative people, creativity, cross dressing, cuddle piles, cuddle puddles, cuddles, cultural breakfast identity, curly brackets, cutting, dapperq fashion, debating the pros and cons of defending gotham from evil vs just surrendering to the sexual prowess of cat woman, decorative vegetables (watching others wear), deep voices, depravity, dildo cocksucking, direct intellectual stimulation, director's cuts (watching), discordianism, diy culture, doctor who (watching), dollhouse (watching), dominant masochism, doms my own age, dr. herbert west, dr. horrible (watching), dreadlocks, dreads, drinking games, driving around with dykes fucking in my car, drunk sex, drunken debauchery, dykes in glasses, dykes who fuck faggots, ear nibbling and kisses, eldritch tattoos, empaths, telepaths and mind readers, endorphins, english accents, erotic literature, erotillectualism, erotillectuals, erotophilia, erudite, logical, prose-laden, smart men, evil laughter, evilly affable (watching), exchanging highly charged banter, eyebrows, eyes bright enough to burn me, face licking (giving), face punching, face slapping, facial scars, facing phobias, fandom, fandomsexuality, fanfiction (everything to do with it), feeling the blood run down my legs, feralness, fictional worlds and fandoms (everything to do with it), fight club (watching), fighting back, film directors, film theory, filthy queers, finding release through crying, fingersucking, firefly (watching), flogging, fluffy snark, foe yay, fops and dandies, for the evulz (watching), freckles, free love, fringe science, ftms fucking biomales, fucking convention, full-frontal geekery, full-on frontal snogging as a completely platonic gesture, fur floggers, gay geeks, gay pagan trekkies, geekgasms, geeks, geeks in glasses, geeks with tattoos, geeky guys, geeky tattoos, gender outlawry, gender pirates, gender theory, genderqueers, gentlemen who are not necessarily gentle men, german accents, getting people hooked on fetlife, girls in glasses, girls who don't mind blood splatter, girls who don't shave, girls who wear huge, high-end headphones in public, girls with happy trails, girls with scars, glamour butches, glasses, goggles, going green, good editing, good grammar, good hot writing, good vocabulary, gravity is a harsh mistress (watching), guillermo del toro talking about his fetishes (watching), haematophilia, hair pulling, hamlet, handcuffs, hanna is not a boy's name (watching), hans landa, harajuku street fashion (watching others wear), having heard of the bear jew, having hot friends, having my sensory defensiveness pandered to, having my wrists held down, healthy boundaries, healthy communicative relationships, healthy relationships, heathenry, heavily tattooed girls and boys, hedonism, hematolagnia, heroes (watching), hickeys, hideous and sexy men, high sex, highly functional madness, hip bones, holding hands, holding hands to cross the street, holmesian personalities (everything to do with it), homeovestism, hotels, hybristophilia, i am god-toothpaste sandwich-gas oven crazy (watching), i got better (watching), icthyo sapiens, idiosyncratic episode naming (watching), immortality, improvisation/acting (watching), inception (watching), indian accents, indian men, indie porn, inglourious basterds (watching), intellect, intellectual curiosity, intellectual discourse as foreplay, intellectual discussions, intelleroticism, intelligence, intelligent conversation, laced with wit, subtlety, humour and mutual satisfaction, intellirotica, interdimensional travel, internet narcissism, irish accents, iron man (watching), jeffrey combs, jerry rigging, jews, jolie-laide, katanas, kirk/spock, kisses with ulterior motive, kissing, kissing/touching the spine (receiving), knee socks (watching others wear), knuckle tattoos on super or subnumery fingers, languages, lascivious burlesque, latex (watching others wear), layers, leather gloves, leaving bite marks, leaving marks, lemony narrators (watching), libertines, lip biting, live music shows, loads and loads of characters (watching), logic and reason, logic bomb (watching), london, looking unhealthy, low maintenance, non-confrontational friendships, low notes, lug wrenches, mad pride, mad science, mad scientists, magnificent bastards (watching), makeshift sex toys, making a sweet, snuggly spooning nest, making out, malign hypercognition disorder (watching), mamihlapinatapai, maniacal laughter, martial arts (watching), masculine identifying individuals, masculine postures in feminine clothes, masks, massages (receiving), master/padawan, me, megalomania, men dancing the lady's part (watching), men in glasses, men in suits, men kissing men (watching), men who are tall and strong and smarter than me, men with long hair, menstruation, messing with people's preconceptions, military boots (watching others wear), modest clothing, mohawks, movie quotes, musicals that aren't mama mia (watching), mutual respect, trust and communication., my own mobility, na'vi language and culture, natural hair, nazi uniforms, neck biting (giving), neck biting/kissing/nuzzling (everything to do with it), neck corsets, neck coverings, neck kissing/sucking, neck kissing/touching (receiving), neck ruffs (watching others wear), neck tattoos, neck ties, nerds, nervous boys, nice!doms, nnt, nomadism, nomads, non-neurotypicals, not trying to curb my hedonistic nature, odaxelagnia, offending the boring conservative fragile sensibilities of boring conservative dogmatic sheeple, omnicidal maniacs (watching), omnisexuality, omnisexuals, omophagia, otherkin, pacifiers, packing, paganism, pansexuals, pantomaths, paranormal, parseltongue, people i fancy imitating characters i fancy, people touching my scars, pervertibles, petplay, pets playing with each other, philomaths, phobias, pinstripes, pirates, playing jump rope with the kinsey scale, plimsolls, poets and musicians, poking bruises, poly feral strays, polyamory, polyglots, polymaths, pomosexuality, praise (receiving), predator/predator, predator/prey, pressure spots around the eyes, preternaturally beautiful men, professor snape, proper grammar, spelling, and punctuation, proving to each other that romance is boring, psychological analysis, putting up a fight, queer porn, queers, quoting obscure movie lines, rarely used punctuation marks, ravenclaws, raygun gothic (watching), reading erotica, receiving marks, recycling, red heads, redheads, renaissance men, rennface's 'no' tone, restraints, reward petting (receiving), rhetoric, riding crops, rincest (watching), roadtrips, robots, rooms full of people singing in unison, rorschach, sadism, sapiosexuality, sarcasm, scars, scenes with spectators, science fiction/cyberpunk/fantasy, scientific curiosity, scifi conventions, scottish accents, scrawny sluts, self-destruction, self-mutilation, self-sufficiency, selfcest, semicolons and other sexy punctuation, semiotics, sex as spirituality, sex-positive culture, sexy ugly men, shameless faggotry, sherlock holmes (watching), shibari (watching others wear), shopping for fetishes from others' lists, short men, singing, skinnyleg trousers, slash, slash fiction, sleeping in cars, sleeve garters, slender hands, slytherins, small cock, small tits, smart queers, smashing the gender binary, smiles as wide as the road to hell, snarky fluff, snogging, snuggling, sociology, sociopathic personalities, sock garters, sodomy, south african accents, soviet uniforms, space travel, spanking, spin the bottle, spock, spock/mccoy, spoken word, spooning, stamping out stigma, star trek (watching), stargate sg-1 (watching), staying up all night and sleeping all day, steampunk aesthetics, stimulating, thought provoking conversations, straitjackets (wearing), stress-induced adrenaline highs, striped knee high socks, submissive predator, submissive sadism, supernatural, sylar, tailcoats (watching others wear), talking about hamlet, tall men, tall skinny men, tall women, tattoos, tattoos with great personal meaning, technosexuality, telepathy, telling one's self to get up, that shaky elation from endorphin rushes, the big bang theory (watching), the couch of luxury and damned incest, the dark knight (watching), the doctor, the eighth doctor, the eleventh doctor, the fifth doctor, the fine line between rap and spoken word, the joker, the only one allowed to defeat you (watching), the proper use of semicolons, the proper use of the english language, the sound of a belt being removed., the tenth doctor (everything to do with it), the west wing (watching), the words "as you wish", thelema, three piece suits, thud, thunderstorms, tics, time lords, time machines, time travel, top hats (watching others wear), transfags, trekkies, trembling, tribal fusion bellydance (watching), trickling blood, truth & honesty, tv tropes, typography, uk slang, uncut cock, unrepentant debauchery, using the word 'cock' instead of 'dick', using the word 'cunt' instead of 'pussy', vagabonding, vertigo without dizziness (receiving), vices and bad habits, victorian clothing, victorian gentleman, victorian prudery, victoriana, villians, violence, visual kei (watching others wear), vitriolic best buds (watching), vulcan mind melds, vulcans, waistcoats, waltz, wanderlust, watching people add a fetish right after i do, watching quentin tarantino movies, watchmen (watching), watsonian doms, watsonian personalities, wax play, weapons, wearing glasses, wearing your marks, well-adjusted individuals, when jon stewart says 'cock' (watching), whimpering, whips, wit, withstanding pain, women dancing the lead's part (watching), wormholes and time travel, wrap-around, writing erotica, wwii era uniforms (watching others wear), xenophilia, xenosexuality, [stuff in brackets].
Curious about:
forced masturbation (receiving), "get up off your knees and make me your god", a kiss that hits like a fist, a kiss with a fist, a sentence that stops me like a brick wall, abandoned & derelict buildings, abduction roleplay, absinthe/green fairy, adventure, agent/redpill roleplay, ageplay, alien abduction, alien/predator, alpha/beta, anal sex, andromimetophilia, animal play, armbinders, aromance, arousing suspicion, artistic cutting, asexuality, autofellatio, avoiding 'tact' to avoid confusion, backseat co-topping, ballet boots/shoes, baseball bats, being a black swan, being a primal being, being allowed to use 'fuck you' as a safeword, being beaten till we find the other you, being brought to my knees, being co-topped, being daddy's little girl, being dominated by someone who has a mental strength that doesn't cower to my intelligence, but conquers it, being famous, being full nocturnal 24/7, being gently pushed past my limits, being left out in the cold, being loved, being nurtured, being perfected, being picked up by the back of my pants, being pushed up against a wall, being slammed against a wall and kissed, being thrown around like a ragdoll, being understood, being violated while watching horror films, better mental health through bdsm, big brother/little brother, blade play, blood dripping from his body, blood play, bloodplay, blunt force trauma, bluring the line between interactive installation art and bdsm, bondage in positions that strain the muscles, boy in the middle strap on sandwiches, boydykery (giving), boys who blush, branding, breast bondage (watching others wear), bringing you to your knees, bromance, burning out as opposed to fading away, cardassian-bajoran roleplay (watching), cathartic experiences, cathartic scenes, chakra energy play, chaos magick, chicks with dicks, class analysis, climbing trees, clit pumping, co-domming, co-topping, cocksucking, coming in my pants, consensual pressured sex (receiving), cosplay, cosplay sex, covert bondage, covert public masturbation, covert public play, crosses the line twice (watching), crowbars, cuddles after a severe beating, cuddling up to daddy and falling asleep, cuddling with benefits, curling up on the floor at your feet, dacryphilia (watching), daddy/boi, daddy/boy, daddy/girl, daddydoms (receiving), daisy chain, dancing because you feel the music, not necessarily because you took lessons or have someone to dance with, dancing on thin ice, dead languages, deep throating, deflowering virgins, demisexuals, destroying something beautiful, destroying the balance between good and evil, diety/hierodule, discreet pleasures in movie theaters, discussing string theory while getting laid, doctor/companion, doctor/patient, dominant bottoming, domming doms and topping tops, double partner dance, double penetration, drug trips without drugs, eating or drinking out of a dog bowl, emotionally intense and cathartic orgasms, epistemic anarchy, epistemic rhetoric, eroticizing the divine, eroticizing trauma, exploring the sacred in the sensual, eye contact restrictions, face fucking, falling, falling in love while kicking ass during a zombie apocalypse, falling through space and time, fear play, feeling safe but not being safe, feral play, fighting, fighting for dominance, finger fucking, fire play, fist fights, fisting (giving), flipping a switch mid-scene, forced nudity (receiving), forced orgasms (receiving), forced survival instincts (receiving), foreign languages, foreign object penetration, free running, friendcest, friends with benefits, friendship dating, friendship ripening into love, fuck buddies who like to fight, fully clothed sex, fully-clothed porn, geeksexuals, gender play, gentle doms who also scare me, gentling you down like a skiddish horse, getting fucked bent over my bike, getting mauled by daddy, girl fags, girlfaggery (receiving), girls with serial killer tattoos, glass dildos, goa'uld roleplay, goading people into temptation, guerrilla filmmaking, gutter punks, gynemimetophilia, hand worship/ finger sucking, handler/active, hanky code, hard ons under clothes, having mind blowing sex whilst a horrific storm is going on just outside your bedroom window, having my blood licked off of me, having my boyfriend and eating him too, having my limits pushed but not broken, hearing "i love you" and knowing it to be true, heavy petting, high femmes who feel like faggots, high functioning autism, hotel sex, immobilization, incest in film, incest play, insomnia, intellectual intercourse, intelligent conversation in sex tapes, intercrural sex, interrogation, jumping, kicking and punching, kidnapping roleplay, kin-space, learning and testing my limits, learning how to read minds, leaving you out in the cold, lifelong friendships, little space, low femme, macho high femme, making out and dry humping, making out while stroking his cock, marks that tell stories, mastering a semiotic domain, matches, in case i have to suddenly burn, medical play, mental synchrony, nantaimori, nice jewish bois, nice jewish boys, nonverbal communication, open biamory, open triads, oral sex, organic vegan lube, orgasm denial (giving), orgasm without direct stimulation, orgasms during acts of violence, out of body experiences, outercourse, overcoming panic with sex, panromantics, pansexuality, parkour, part time lovers and full time friends, pegging, people who have their shit together, pirate play, playing connect the freckles with my knife, post-violence spooning, posture collars (wearing), posture training (receiving), pre-op mtf, primal play, psychic sex, psycholagny, pulling no punches, pushing buttons, pushing limits, pushing my own limits, pushing past the point of resistance, fear and anger, pushing your buttons, radical honesty, ragdoll roleplay, religious play, restraint and gentlemanly politeness, rough body play, running, sacred sexuality, sacrilege, sarcasm as foreplay, scarification, serial killer play, service fucking, service-oriented submission (giving), sex during menstruation, sex in outer space, sex in the rain, sex sex sex and don't forget the violence, sex so good that you can't walk after you are done, sex with identical twins, shut up and put your face in the pillow - this is not about you., sissification, sitting on daddy's lap while he whispers dirty things in my ear, slam poetry, slave tattoos, sleep deprivation, sleep deprivation as therapy, sleepy sex, someone who's not afraid of me or anyone else, someone who's not afraid of themself, somnophilia, sounding (giving), spanking with a cricket bat, spiritual bdsm, spitroasting, strap-on/dildo deepthroating, strap-ons, struggle play, subspace, surprise blood thinner play, suspension bondage, switch fighting, taking a pansexual adventure through time!!!, taking it easy; loving nothing, telepathic sex, thoroughly provoked and deserved throttlings, threesomes, throwing you around like a ragdoll, tire irons, transhumanism, transmutation of pain into spirtual growth, travel, triple deities, trust, turning back time, tv/movie character roleplay, twincest, unconditional love, trust, and respect, vaginal sex, vampires, vampirism , violently fucking scrawny hipster boys, vore, voyeurism, waking up in cars, waking up next to the one you love, walking on thin ice, watching my dates get it on, wearing daddy's marks, wooden dildos, writing my secret across your sky, your hot black rage ripping wide open, ɹǝʌo lloɹ sdoʇ uǝɥʍ.
Wasn't that fun, kids?
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