Ive never felt such a will to live ( Read more... )

Нашлось в заметках у френдов вконтакте ( Read more... )

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The fish
Out at sea
here On land
or just in this world

they see

the fish they do
they see

the men
they eat the fish

men eat the fish

life
makes
for

food

The friend of my friend
is my friend, aye?

The enemy of my friend
is my enemy. Right?

But the friend of my enemy
is...

OMG!

THE FRIEND OF MY ENEMY
IS A ZOMBIE YOGA INSTRUCTOR!

GAH!

(contort, stretch) "Braaaaaaains!"
(deep breath) "Braaaaaaains!"
(stretch and now reach) "Braaaaaaains!"

Profitless Prophets ( Read more... )

I wish I was a girl in a bikini.
Then I could
lay on the beach
and read.

All day.

I would read at
the library,
but their
judgemental
shirt and shoes policy
is prejudiced
against a
girl in a bikini.

Besides.
What else is there
to do for a
girl in a bikini
but read.

On the beach.

In my bikini.

He calls her beautiful

He calls her pretty

He calls her on the phone

But her’s not me.

He be creepin’

Sneakin’

Virtual freakin’

Free man?

Fuck him.

I ain’t even sleepin’

Damn.

I’m over this weepin’.

I’m ‘bout to make this thing

End.

But I still love him.

Come again?

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