teeth dreams are among the most common. denote anxiety, concern about getting older, stuff like that. the second one, well. that's not real difficult to analyze. get laid.
"Comedy's not always pretty, folks. Every once in a while, somebody'll get tongue-fucked in the ass right in the middle of a humorous situation."
I was once asked by a particular skank in Spanish II if I wanted to lick her asshole. I think I'm less perturbed by your proposition than hers. Funny, that.
And this is an important clarification: when you say "trannies" do you mean of the vestment or gender-bender variety?
Ya know what? Either way, it worries me just a bit.
"Hey baby, ever had your asshole licked by a fat man in an overcoat?!?"
Eh, cross dressers are no fun. You got to have the crazy, hormonal, coked out chick with a dick to really enjoy yourself... Not that I would know, really...
Colt, I know this is completely and totally random, but what kind of music do you listen to mostly. I have a feeling you and I listen to pretty much the same type of music, so this car ride to Selmer on Thursday is going to be a whole lot of Katrina/Colt music and not a whole lot of Bryce music, YAY!!(Just kidding Bryce) Anyways, I'm just curious.
Well, lots of Alternative-- Fall Out Boy, Audioslave, Soundgarden, a little Nirvana, a little Pearl Jam, lots of Flogging Molly, My Chemical Romance, the White Stripes, Foo Fighters. Some others I can't think of right now.
Rock, or what I consider rock-- Bon Jovi (I don't care if they sold out), Aerosmith, The Eagles, Eric Clapton, Nickelback, Queen, Red Hot Chilli Peppers. The list goes on.
I also have a lot of choral and vocal music, a little classical, and enough Broadway to make Bryce cringe.
Jesus Christ I had a feeling this was gonna be a bad idea... But like any man, I know how to deal with it... Three shots of nyquil and a nap on the way down...
Don't worry, I won't force you to listen to showtunes. I've got enough variety on my iPod that there's generally something for everyone. Also, I just bought STP's Purple, and one of the Mitch Hedberg albums.
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Okay, I'm sorry, that was uncalled for. Wipe that disgusted look off your face, and bring it up at work, or I promise I will.
On the bright side, I am feeling much more chipper than I have been in a while. Hence, the dripping homo-eroticism.
And Colt, some trannies are hot
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I was once asked by a particular skank in Spanish II if I wanted to lick her asshole. I think I'm less perturbed by your proposition than hers. Funny, that.
And this is an important clarification: when you say "trannies" do you mean of the vestment or gender-bender variety?
Ya know what? Either way, it worries me just a bit.
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Eh, cross dressers are no fun. You got to have the crazy, hormonal, coked out chick with a dick to really enjoy yourself... Not that I would know, really...
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Well, lots of Alternative-- Fall Out Boy, Audioslave, Soundgarden, a little Nirvana, a little Pearl Jam, lots of Flogging Molly, My Chemical Romance, the White Stripes, Foo Fighters. Some others I can't think of right now.
Rock, or what I consider rock-- Bon Jovi (I don't care if they sold out), Aerosmith, The Eagles, Eric Clapton, Nickelback, Queen, Red Hot Chilli Peppers. The list goes on.
I also have a lot of choral and vocal music, a little classical, and enough Broadway to make Bryce cringe.
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Jesus Christ I had a feeling this was gonna be a bad idea... But like any man, I know how to deal with it... Three shots of nyquil and a nap on the way down...
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