so lets keep it short ( Read more... )

The girl in the computer lab just eye fucked the shit outta me!

whoever the FUCK took a shower in my shower will pay!

ITS THE FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL!

8am every monday wednesday and friday for the next three months
yippeee!!

i am currently looking for a girlfriend who will put me on a leash just long enough to keep me out of the bar so I don't spend $140 that I don't have.

in short it was a great new years and i'm hurtin' from it.

i hate those girls who are absolutly in love with TV shows ( Read more... )

Kat said I looked like Johnny Depp
we were at the bar
she might have been drunk
but thanks Kat

God should have drawn me with pencil and not permanent marker

dying from suspense

i don't mind at all

i had a dream i updated about my penis