Taliban's mob fought with:5 BOX CUTTERS , 10 Toyota Pickup, 80 Goat Herding Stick, 30 Camel, 130 Bag of Sand, 10 Cobra Snake, 140 Barrel of Oil, 230 Jihad Robe & Turbon You lost the fight, taking George Bush as President and $4.50 per gallon on Gasoline

LIL WAYNE - “LOLLIPOP ( Read more... )

my five year old just asked me "mommy do you know what god looks like ( Read more... )

tonight SUCKED at work ( Read more... )

LMFAO!!!!!

congrats to muh lil sister on getting a truck.

its name......."DiDneeTruck"

i wanted her to name it boober or boop. but noooo.

hahah.

Are you prepared for a zombie outbreak, or are you just going to wing it?

....THAT"S JUST NOT FUCKING FUNNY AT ALL.

we left the desert to go to the desert to see eddie izzard live. what fun times we had this trip ( Read more... )

VEGAS in a day ( Read more... )

Do you have a remarkable phobia? Does your phobia have a large impact on your life?

Zombies scare the shit out of me.

Snakes scare me.
Scorpions worry me.
certain spiders can make me feel sick to my stomach if i think about them too long.

i was a happy kid. i was an angsty teen. i am a bipolar adult. what the hell happened? haha ( Read more... )