Crack comment box orz
anonymous
May 2 2012, 22:57:34 UTC
Sorry about the crack. And the terrible writing. Yep.
Everybody Loves Lasers 1/?Naoto's dungeon proved to be a much heftier burden that Souji originally thought it would be. Everything seemed to be simple enough, at first; everyone entered the laboratory, armed and ready to fight whatver enemies they might encounter. Yosuke covered the flank, kunai and focus steady, keeping an eye out for unexpected shadows that might attempt to ambush them. Kanji and Chie kept close behind him, trailing him on his right and left and prepared to back him up if an enemy approached. In the middle of the group, Yukiko and Teddie followed his lead further behind, where they could attack with magic at a safe distance and heal when necessary. Rise advised the team on
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Re: Crack comment box orz
anonymous
May 3 2012, 02:30:59 UTC
Everybody Loves Lasers 2/?
Something about that particular squeal was...off. Unusual. Sure Yosuke's squeal was high-pitched and unmanly, but this was different. If a squeal could be anti-manly, then that would be it.
And the reason why was obvious.
"Oh god. No, no, no, oh god no, this isn't happening, can't be happening ohgodohgodohgodohgodoh god-"
"You have boobs."
Not just any boobs either. They were the kind of breasts you see on some high school girl in a hentai magazine. The kind you see in advertisements on free anime websites. The kind you just stare at cause they're right there-
And Yosuke was having a mental breakdown.
"I do not have boobs, these aren't real, can't be real, they're just chest extensions, not tits, there's no way this can be happening, no way-"Why do you have boobs
( ... )
Re: Crack comment box orz
anonymous
May 4 2012, 00:17:46 UTC
Everybody Loves Lasers 3/?
And then Souji took off running. Frog Chie quickly jumped out of Yukiko's hands and started hopping away, following his lead, while Yukiko grabbed Rockji and trailed after them, laughing hysterically. Yosuke just stared. Stared at their fleeing figures and vowed that he totally would kick their asses as soon as they got out of here. Unless he died of humiliation first. Which was a valid possibility at this point.
"W-wait--no way in hell I'll--how am I supposed to--? ARGH!!!"
Souji took a moment to glance behind him, and saw Yosuke arguing with himself. They were really close to the exit now. "Yosuke! Just DO something! Quickly!"
Yosuke, mid-rant, looked at the hoard of robots ahead of him. Souji and the others were getting closer, almost within range to get blasted by the lasers. His friends' safety was on the line, and they were near the entrance now- and yeah, he did care if they got shot, even if they WERE total assholes, and it was a direct order
( ... )
PSSH anon. You have no idea how much I love this crackfest. XD Wonder what happened to Yukiko? >3 And that bit with Yosuke being all sexy and busting it out? I think I love you <3
Re: Crack comment box orz
anonymous
May 8 2012, 23:42:10 UTC
Everybody Loves Lasers 4/4
"Hey guys, look at me! I'm up high!" Yukiko shouted from the ceiling. She was currently floating in the air, back against the roof and above everyone's heads. "I defy gravity! Hah! Take THAT Sir Isaac Newton! I surpass SCIENCE."
Souji facepalmed. Chie croaked. Rise groaned. Rockji rocked. Teddie sparkled. Yosuke flailed. The sudden movement made his boobs jiggle. "Aww, what the hell, Yukiko?! Seriously, I've had enough of this laser shit! Where is Naoto's shadow? I'll kick it's ass!"
"I sense the shadow ahead, only a few hallways down. Don't worry, you're close. And will someone please grab Yukiko-senpai? I think she's losing it."
Said Yukiko was currently bouncing off the walls like a rubber ball, lost in another laughing fit. "Oh my god you guys, this is-snort-is, is, the best thing EVER-ahahaha you, you gotta-PSSSSSH IT TICKLES! HAHAHAHAHAHA!"
Ribbit! Hopping after Yukiko, Chie attempted to stop her by latching her long tongue around the girl's ankle in an effort to pull her back to the floor.
( ... )
Re: Crack comment box orz
anonymous
May 3 2012, 13:23:21 UTC
Everybody Loves Lasers 2/?
Something about that particular squeal was...off. Unusual. Sure Yosuke's squeal was high-pitched and unmanly, but this was different. If a squeal could be anti-manly, then that would be it.
And the reason why was obvious.
"Oh god. No, no, no, oh god no, this isn't happening, can't be happening ohgodohgodohgodohgodoh god-"
"You have boobs."
Not just any boobs either. They were the kind of breasts you see on some high school girl in a hentai magazine. The kind you see in advertisements on free anime websites. The kind you just stare at cause they're right there-
And Yosuke was having a mental breakdown.
"I do not have boobs, these aren't real, can't be real, they're just chest extensions, not tits, there's no way this can be happening, no way-"Why do you have boobs
( ... )
IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZER!!!!
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Everybody Loves Lasers 1/?Naoto's dungeon proved to be a much heftier burden that Souji originally thought it would be. Everything seemed to be simple enough, at first; everyone entered the laboratory, armed and ready to fight whatver enemies they might encounter. Yosuke covered the flank, kunai and focus steady, keeping an eye out for unexpected shadows that might attempt to ambush them. Kanji and Chie kept close behind him, trailing him on his right and left and prepared to back him up if an enemy approached. In the middle of the group, Yukiko and Teddie followed his lead further behind, where they could attack with magic at a safe distance and heal when necessary. Rise advised the team on ( ... )
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Something about that particular squeal was...off. Unusual. Sure Yosuke's squeal was high-pitched and unmanly, but this was different. If a squeal could be anti-manly, then that would be it.
And the reason why was obvious.
"Oh god. No, no, no, oh god no, this isn't happening, can't be happening ohgodohgodohgodohgodoh god-"
"You have boobs."
Not just any boobs either. They were the kind of breasts you see on some high school girl in a hentai magazine. The kind you see in advertisements on free anime websites. The kind you just stare at cause they're right there-
And Yosuke was having a mental breakdown.
"I do not have boobs, these aren't real, can't be real, they're just chest extensions, not tits, there's no way this can be happening, no way-"Why do you have boobs ( ... )
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And then Souji took off running. Frog Chie quickly jumped out of Yukiko's hands and started hopping away, following his lead, while Yukiko grabbed Rockji and trailed after them, laughing hysterically. Yosuke just stared. Stared at their fleeing figures and vowed that he totally would kick their asses as soon as they got out of here. Unless he died of humiliation first. Which was a valid possibility at this point.
"W-wait--no way in hell I'll--how am I supposed to--? ARGH!!!"
Souji took a moment to glance behind him, and saw Yosuke arguing with himself. They were really close to the exit now. "Yosuke! Just DO something! Quickly!"
Yosuke, mid-rant, looked at the hoard of robots ahead of him. Souji and the others were getting closer, almost within range to get blasted by the lasers. His friends' safety was on the line, and they were near the entrance now- and yeah, he did care if they got shot, even if they WERE total assholes, and it was a direct order ( ... )
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And that bit with Yosuke being all sexy and busting it out? I think I love you <3
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"Hey guys, look at me! I'm up high!" Yukiko shouted from the ceiling. She was currently floating in the air, back against the roof and above everyone's heads. "I defy gravity! Hah! Take THAT Sir Isaac Newton! I surpass SCIENCE."
Souji facepalmed. Chie croaked. Rise groaned. Rockji rocked. Teddie sparkled. Yosuke flailed. The sudden movement made his boobs jiggle. "Aww, what the hell, Yukiko?! Seriously, I've had enough of this laser shit! Where is Naoto's shadow? I'll kick it's ass!"
"I sense the shadow ahead, only a few hallways down. Don't worry, you're close. And will someone please grab Yukiko-senpai? I think she's losing it."
Said Yukiko was currently bouncing off the walls like a rubber ball, lost in another laughing fit. "Oh my god you guys, this is-snort-is, is, the best thing EVER-ahahaha you, you gotta-PSSSSSH IT TICKLES! HAHAHAHAHAHA!"
Ribbit! Hopping after Yukiko, Chie attempted to stop her by latching her long tongue around the girl's ankle in an effort to pull her back to the floor. ( ... )
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Anon, I think I love you. This is just what I needed. A huge overdose of wth just happened. And you gave it to me. Thank you~<3
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Something about that particular squeal was...off. Unusual. Sure Yosuke's squeal was high-pitched and unmanly, but this was different. If a squeal could be anti-manly, then that would be it.
And the reason why was obvious.
"Oh god. No, no, no, oh god no, this isn't happening, can't be happening ohgodohgodohgodohgodoh god-"
"You have boobs."
Not just any boobs either. They were the kind of breasts you see on some high school girl in a hentai magazine. The kind you see in advertisements on free anime websites. The kind you just stare at cause they're right there-
And Yosuke was having a mental breakdown.
"I do not have boobs, these aren't real, can't be real, they're just chest extensions, not tits, there's no way this can be happening, no way-"Why do you have boobs ( ... )
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