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Re: The standard excuse
anonymous
May 3 2012, 00:34:58 UTC
Nanako stared at her teacher, wishing the woman would believe her. It was outrageous, as far as excuses went, but it was also the truth.
But maybe lying would have been better. Maybe she should have said she was sick. Or busy. Or lazy. Anything might have been better than:
"My cousin really DID eat my homework."
The teacher sighed. "Nanako, you can't think I'd believe your cousin at your project. The human stomach can't digest paint."
"But Souji-nii-chan can! He eats grass and wasabi and old yogurt-"
"Doujima Nanako. It is wrong to tell lies, especially about family. I'm going to have to talk to your father about this."
Nanako sighed.
She'd just have to bring Souji-nii-chan in and have him explain that he didn't mean to eat her paper-mache cupcake.
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Re: The standard excuse
anonymous
May 12 2012, 10:53:02 UTC
AHAHAHAHAHA ohanon, this is great
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But maybe lying would have been better. Maybe she should have said she was sick. Or busy. Or lazy. Anything might have been better than:
"My cousin really DID eat my homework."
The teacher sighed. "Nanako, you can't think I'd believe your cousin at your project. The human stomach can't digest paint."
"But Souji-nii-chan can! He eats grass and wasabi and old yogurt-"
"Doujima Nanako. It is wrong to tell lies, especially about family. I'm going to have to talk to your father about this."
Nanako sighed.
She'd just have to bring Souji-nii-chan in and have him explain that he didn't mean to eat her paper-mache cupcake.
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