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[badxreligion]

Rachel tried to turn my hair into a bonfire today it was preatty scary. I'll never trust her with a lighter again ever!

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[kimutheemu]

do i even want to ask?

[mr_roten_treats]

well cockmaster flex, just use ur super hero magical powers on her.....maybe she will stay away from the mightiness of the cock.....Masster....FLEEXXXXXXX...... i wonder if its possible to roast marshmellows on a buring hair bonfire..???? would it get that nasty burnt hair taiste to go along to the smell that horribnle shit leaves.... o well. take it easy

your lord and master
foamy errr.. i mean shrek