ABRIDGED BOOKS!

[baekkyunglove]

Condensed versions of books

The Confessions of St. Augustine

St. Augustine: I was a bad boy. Damn, was I a bad boy. Not anymore, though.

The Catcher In the Rye

Holden Caulfield: Angst angst angst swear curse swear crazy crazy angst swear curse, society sucks, and I'm a stupid jerk.

Death of a Salesman Willy Loman: Everytime something

Comments

[sparklestarsy]

I read this and I was like, wait, Gatsby dies?? oy.

[baekkyunglove]

hehe
I remember that in Hum! After we took the quiz, you asked me which one died. :P

[mcunning]

i liked the one for the collected works of e. e. cummings a lot ;p

oh, and the two towers.

[baekkyunglove]

Yeah, the E.E. Cummings one is hilarious. I really like the Animal Farm and Richard III ones too.