Because the Sexiest Bandos are the Boners

[baekpercent]

Title: Because the Sexiest Bandos are the Boners
Author: baekpercentPairing: Sehun/Kai/Luhan, and Kris/Tao (if you squint)
Genre: Crack
Rating: PG/PG-13
Summary: What happens when all of EXO is preparing their new field show, Kai is on colorguard, Kris is afraid of bees and can't climb trees, and Luhan is playing the sousaphone

Comments

[omegadon]

haha! this was totally troll worthy!

And from a distant Chanyeol could hear the faint sound of Kris screaming get the fuck away from my perfect skin you devil spawn!

xD omg! /dies

[baekpercent]

haha glad you liked it :)

[kaihanbitches]

"Because you can’t play instruments for shit, [...]and you love looking hot”
^this

[baekpercent]

LOL honestly i didn't even plan to have kai as a colorguard member but i read something that lien typed saying how she wanted another fic as exo competing for gymnastics in the olympics and i imagined kai in a leotard and POOF this haha

glad you liked it though :) and don't even worry about skipping the intro of the song i would've done the same!!

[joyceslu]

Righteous band need strolling in, here. What you're having Luhan play is called a sousaphone.

[baekpercent]

oh you're right! sorry i fail, i quit band like 4-5 years ago and in my mind i still call sousaphones marching tubas OTL but thank you for the correction!

[joyceslu]

No problem~

I was confused when I got to the part about Luhan rolling like a buffalo on the ground to get his tuba off and I was like, "Huh?" ._.

[roughly_yours]

/crying because Kai is on the color guard
OH MY FEELS!
I MISS BEING IN THE COLOR GUARD.

[auruharu]

"When the skies..."
/skip/

LOL anyway I like this XD