I've Never Been So Tempted to Sell Myself...'cept that Last Time I Was in Athens

[bag_of_noodles0]

I am worth exactly: $2,155,964.00.

http://www.humanforsale.com

What's your worth? Eh?

-k

Comments

[lastsephiros]

I'm worth slightly more than you, muhuhahahaha!

[bag_of_noodles0]

Yea well...I was not gifted with a big penis.....go ahead...brag

You're gonna choke on yours to death...i've seen it in my dreams

-k

(wow...i'm demented)

[lastsephiros]

...well that be some heavy choking...heavy...and thick...and long...mostly long.

[cameraman23]

Yeah, I'm worth like 2 hundred thousand more.

It must be because of my inherent awesomeitude.

[bag_of_noodles0]

Yes, my awesome radar does rank you fairly high.

Above Edward Norton but below Benicio del Toro.

Don't do drugs

-k

Not Fair!

[anonymous]

I would just like to say that that website is whack. Yes I said whack. Are men naturally worth more than women because of their sex? I was only worth 1,781,630! I wouldn't sell myself for that. I am worht way more! Do you think it was the drugs that lost me value? Rarrr.

-Can I keep you?

[beccayall]

You are worth exactly: $2,051,070.00

hmm.. i beg to disagree.. i know i must be worth more than kyle....

love ya, sweetums

MOOOHAHAHAHA

[lunchbox525i]

Score... I'm worth $2,370,000... right around there. It must be cause the gays are worth more. Our fasion or something. Cause God knows we arn't good in the procreating sense. EEEWWWW VAGINAS!!!!