::Phone rings:: Bush: Hello? God: Hey, George, it's God. Bush: God? Well, hey! God: Hey. Yea so i wanted to talk to you about something. I was wondering if you could downplay our relationship a little. Bush: What do you mean? God: Jeez, well let me think of an example. Well you said "God wants me to be President." Why don't you keep that to yourself next time. Bush:...uh, Ok? God: Hold on, I've got Cheaney on the other line ::God switches lines:: God: Yes sir?
Dear Kyle, this seemed like the best way to reach you, the "Kyle Bat Phone" so to speak. How cool was it to see my favorite writer alive today, Charlie Kaufman, walk up on stage at the Academy Awards with Michel Gondry? For their collective talents combined to create a beautiful film, worthy of a small golden statue. Truely, it was a magical moment and I felt vindicated for having been forced to watch Beyonce sing otherwise lovely songs on three different occasions.
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Someone else will clean that up..
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Bush: Hello?
God: Hey, George, it's God.
Bush: God? Well, hey!
God: Hey. Yea so i wanted to talk to you about something. I was wondering if you could downplay our relationship a little.
Bush: What do you mean?
God: Jeez, well let me think of an example. Well you said "God wants me to be President." Why don't you keep that to yourself next time.
Bush:...uh, Ok?
God: Hold on, I've got Cheaney on the other line
::God switches lines::
God: Yes sir?
-k
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have a nice day good sir
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Maybe soon Ed Norton, Willem Dafoe, Bill Murray, etc. will be rocognized and biased awards will be a thing of the past....but i doubt.....sigh
ciao man, you rock
-k
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