Wait, wait, wait a Fucking Second Now

[bag_of_noodles0]

Is that a fucking penquin?

I mean, I KNOW it's a penguin but WHAT THE FUCK?

How will Me and the penguin repopulate the world?
And what would our children look like?
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I'll be at the zoo looking for...a fucking penguin...

-k

Comments

[lastsephiros]

believe me man, i've had the same damn question....namely why would i slap Jackie Chan.

[libbey]

don't get your feathers ruffled kyle... I think you and the penguin would repopulate the world with some hot little webbed-footed babies.

[bag_of_noodles0]

That's not even the half of it...
Half-Humans, Half Penguins would be in control of the media, Hollywood, music industry, electronics...i'm afriad of trusting my life in the flippers of a CEO.

Especially if he's under 2-feet tall.

-k

hehe, nice pun. and they'd be attractive because of thier penguin qualities...

Fortunate

[illllllllllllli]

Look at it this way man, at least you are stuck with an animal. Many guys might be unfortunate enough to get stuck with a rock, or tree, and be forced to attempt to repopulate with that. Have you ever tried to have sex with a rock Kyle? Man, be appreciative.

(I got stuck with Jennifer Aniston)

-Mizta H. Cuppa