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bagelofdeath

WHO WOULD WIN IN A FIGHT: Tournament of Champions Part One

Jun 04, 2009 09:24

My life currently all about freaking out over my San Diego/Vegas tickets because I want a change and the price they're asking is absolutely absurd (hint: the change cost is $200 more than the TICKET). So instead of curling up into a ball and weeping, here's another Who Would Win in a Fight ( Read more... )

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miseri June 4 2009, 17:03:34 UTC

Snape is winning over Will Turner? Seriously? Come on. While I certainly do think that Alan Rickman would win over Orlando Bloom any day, the characters they play here are a different story. No magic, no weapons, right? Snape minus magic is mostly weed and flapping black drapery; Will Turner, on the other hand, was a blacksmith and presumably could make chain links out of Snape with or without a hammer.

Also, re: Mr Shake and Mr Peanut: Mr Peanut has nuts. And is nuts. He is a shell with a pair of kernels inside, and a monocle; and if there's one thing that playing Clue has taught me, it's that kernels with monocles are dangerous, dangerous beings.

bagelofdeath June 4 2009, 17:06:31 UTC

and if there's one thing that playing Clue has taught me, it's that kernels with monocles are dangerous

This wordplay has made my day.

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bagelofdeath June 5 2009, 11:09:04 UTC

You know, Quentin Tarantino only got here by winning against Robert Rodriguez and THEY did a movie together. Selina and Kroenen can work this out on-set.

thelastcow June 7 2009, 22:44:05 UTC

I missed these!

I would love to see Omarosa and Quentin Tarantino in a showdown, though. Could you even imagine?

thelastcow June 7 2009, 22:59:40 UTC

Also, in a moment of misguided Mythbusters nostalgia/curiosity, I googled "adam mythbusters" to see if he'd ever starred in anything else, and found this. http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Adam_Savage
Were you aware of this?! I WASN'T.