Stolen from the lovely
sammyh for no good reason other than boredom and insomnia.
Your Linguistic Profile:
30% General American English
25% Yankee
20% Dixie
5% Midwestern
0% Upper Midwestern
What Kind of American English Do You Speak? Which is interesting, because I don't speak any of those things. I speak English English. What with the, being from England, and everything.
And unless I've gone crazamazy stupid and/or can't do maths (which is always a real possibility - um, both the crazamazy stupid thing and the lack of mathematical talent), apparently 20% of the time I just don't speak anything at all. Which is plainly a lie, because all I do is talk. Mostly about how great I am, what I'm doing, and occasionally on such diverse subjects as my lovah William Goldman, the evilness of cheese, and the greatness of make-up, but it's still talking. And the quiz is trying to take it from me! No!