OMFG!!

Apr 26, 2005 07:08

yesterday...brad made a prank AIM after he found out my sn...basically this's the gist of what happened

B=hey babe, wanna cyber?
A= ???
B= how are you?
A= can I ask who's this?
B= noone
A= how'd you get my AIM sn?
B= I like you a whole lot
B= do you love me?
A= umm...yeah??? who's this
B= I can't tell you, gotta keep it kinky sexy
A= tell me who you are
B= All you need to know is I'm cinnamon and I want to spice you up! *gropes and licks*
A= O,O
B= you're jacob aren't you? (at this point I was freaked out)
A=...yeah?
B= and your mothers name is Julie
A= and you are?
B= you have a little brother named Jesse, too
B= he's a hot piece of man-meat (I should've guessed it at this point guessed it was that pervert...he's 17 and my brothers 12...eww!!)

basically at this point I had to go to my next class but when I came back after school

B= hey babe ^-~ I've been thinkin about you -all- day! I need you
A= who the hell are you?
B= I'm your lover!
A= damn stalker who are you?
B= I know you're in the LMC
A= Alex?
B= nope!
B= I'll give you a hint... I had a girl sitting next to me
A= guy who alwas gives me jokes in the library?
(I gave a few other guesses with him replying no most of the time)
B= Hi grumpy ass!
(whaddya know...it took that for me to figure out who he was)

basically after that all he kept doing was telling me what a horrible person I am...how stubborn I am that I'm still mad at him and says I shouldn't be even though for the past week I was being nice to him even though he kept going on lots of things that disgusted me like his experiences with catheter ...*shudders* and then telling me how I'm going to die alone and how noone wants to be my friend, how jealous I am of him and how he's so much better a person than I am... I don't view it as him being a better person but hey...who'm I too judge what makes someone a better person... hopefully I don't make others throw up though ...oOoh! a trash can! what perfect timing!
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