"So where were we? Oh yes: you were holding your breath."
Sinbad: "I'd love to stop and catch up, but I've got places to go, things to do, stuff to steal."
Proteus: "It's my job to bring it safely to Syracuse."
Sinbad: "Really? You know, I just, I just feel bad, because, you're going to get fired."
Proteus: "You can't be serious! You disappear for ten years, show up, and ROB me?"
Proteus: "The Book of Peace protects all of us in the Twelve Cities."
Sinbad: "Exactly. So imagine just how much all of us will pay to get it back."
*Sea-monster spits out guy it just swallowed. guy picks up his sword, bellows, and runs back to attack monster*
Sinbad: "Give that guy a raise."
Eris: "You're not thinking big enough, Sinbad. Steal the Book for ransom, and you'll be rich enough to lounge on an island beach. Steal the Book for me, and you can buy the beach, and the ocean, and the world."
Kale: "What happened down there?"
Sinbad: "You wouldn't believe me if I told you."
Kale: "Try me."
Sinbad: "All right, here goes. So I meet Eris, the Goddess of Chaos, she's got a major crush on me, and she invited me back to her place."
Dymas: "What is he doing here?"
Proteus: "At least he's not out robbing someone."
Dymas: "That's because everyone *worth* robbing is *here!*"
Sinbad: "I'll bet you ten crowns you're about to put those swords down."
Guard: "I'll take that bet."
Proteus (walking up behind guard): "Guards, lower your swords."
Proteus: "I don't see you for ten years and now TWICE in one day? You're smothering me!"
Proteus: "Do you realize how serious this is?"
Sinbad: "Do YOU realize how many times I've heard that today?"
Proteus: "You would do the same for me."
Sinbad: "No, I wouldn't!"
Sinbad: "Fiji!"
Kale: "Fiji? At this time of year?"
Sinbad: "Think of the beaches!"
Kale: "Sure, if you like mosquitoes."
Sinbad: "Think of the sun!"
Kale: "It's MONSOON season!"
Sinbad: "Ah, then the women."
Kale"They're cannibals, Sinbad."
Sinbad: "Exactly."
Marina: "You're really not going to lose any sleep over this, are you?"
Sinbad: "Not a wink!"
Sinbad: "Luxurious living quarters, along with three gourmet meals a day. Pickles, eggs, and PICKLES! Oh, hey, Spike, there you are. I'd like to introduce you to your new bunkmate, well actually you're HIS new bunkmate, as it's actually his bunk."
Sinbad: "Yes, we've done this kind of thing before, No, there is no other way, and yes, you have my permission to stand there quietly and get a free lesson in sailing."
(listening to Sirens)
Sinbad: "Who's bad? Sinbad."
Marina: "Oh, MEN!"
Sinbad: "Do you have ANY idea what I went through to STEAL these?"
Marina: "Knife, please."
Sinbad: "Oh, yeah, like I'd give YOU a weapon?"
Sinbad: "Hey, lady, I've seen the highborn boys your type hangs out with...and I'm the ONLY man you've ever met!"
(Marina is insulting Sinbad)
Sinbad: "At least I'm not repressed!"
Marina: "REPRESSED? I'll show you REPRESSED!!!!"
*Spike throws up*
Lin: "Hey, where'd he get the carrots?"
Eris: "Enough talking! Time for some screaming."
Sinbad: "Oh, she couldn't see the bird? Everyone ELSE saw it! It's as big as a freaking ship! Marina? Marina's looking the OTHER way!"
Marina: "So, how are we going to get down?"
Sinbad: "I-I don't know."
Marina: "WHAT?"
Sinbad: "I don't know YET. I'm thinking about it, all right?"
Marina: "You scaled a thousand-foot tower of ice, and you don't know how to get DOWN?"
Sinbad: "Gentlemen, it's been a privilege robbing with you."
Marina: "I'm coming with you. And don't tell me the Realm of Chaos is no place for a woman."
*Sinbad and Marina arrive in Tartarus, a sandy place with ruins and a rotting corpse*
Sinbad: "Okay. I'm severely creeped out."
Sinbad: "Nice place you got here."
Eris: "Like it? I'm planning on doing the whole world this way."
Sinbad: "Wow. That's a...good plan."
Sinbad: "I bet you thought I wouldn't make it."
Proteus: "I was beginning to wonder."
Sinbad: "Well, well. This has got to be a little embarrassing, Eris."
Eris: "Don't push your luck, Sinbad. You're cute, but not that cute."
Eris: "And lucky for you, I've got places to go, things to destroy, stuff to steal. Ta."
Sinbad: "How much you got on ya?"
Dymas: "I offer you the gratitude of the Twelve Cities, and the apology of a king."
Sinbad: "No, really, how much?"
Sinbad: "Get a haircut!"
Sinbad: "That's a very long voyage. And it's very, very dangerous."
Marina: "Don't worry, I'll protect you."
Proteus: "It's my job to bring it safely to Syracuse."
Sinbad: "Really? You know, I just, I just feel bad, because, you're going to get fired."
Proteus: "You can't be serious! You disappear for ten years, show up, and ROB me?"
Proteus: "The Book of Peace protects all of us in the Twelve Cities."
Sinbad: "Exactly. So imagine just how much all of us will pay to get it back."
*Sea-monster spits out guy it just swallowed. guy picks up his sword, bellows, and runs back to attack monster*
Sinbad: "Give that guy a raise."
Eris: "You're not thinking big enough, Sinbad. Steal the Book for ransom, and you'll be rich enough to lounge on an island beach. Steal the Book for me, and you can buy the beach, and the ocean, and the world."
Kale: "What happened down there?"
Sinbad: "You wouldn't believe me if I told you."
Kale: "Try me."
Sinbad: "All right, here goes. So I meet Eris, the Goddess of Chaos, she's got a major crush on me, and she invited me back to her place."
Dymas: "What is he doing here?"
Proteus: "At least he's not out robbing someone."
Dymas: "That's because everyone *worth* robbing is *here!*"
Sinbad: "I'll bet you ten crowns you're about to put those swords down."
Guard: "I'll take that bet."
Proteus (walking up behind guard): "Guards, lower your swords."
Proteus: "I don't see you for ten years and now TWICE in one day? You're smothering me!"
Proteus: "Do you realize how serious this is?"
Sinbad: "Do YOU realize how many times I've heard that today?"
Proteus: "You would do the same for me."
Sinbad: "No, I wouldn't!"
Sinbad: "Fiji!"
Kale: "Fiji? At this time of year?"
Sinbad: "Think of the beaches!"
Kale: "Sure, if you like mosquitoes."
Sinbad: "Think of the sun!"
Kale: "It's MONSOON season!"
Sinbad: "Ah, then the women."
Kale"They're cannibals, Sinbad."
Sinbad: "Exactly."
Marina: "You're really not going to lose any sleep over this, are you?"
Sinbad: "Not a wink!"
Sinbad: "Luxurious living quarters, along with three gourmet meals a day. Pickles, eggs, and PICKLES! Oh, hey, Spike, there you are. I'd like to introduce you to your new bunkmate, well actually you're HIS new bunkmate, as it's actually his bunk."
Sinbad: "Yes, we've done this kind of thing before, No, there is no other way, and yes, you have my permission to stand there quietly and get a free lesson in sailing."
(listening to Sirens)
Sinbad: "Who's bad? Sinbad."
Marina: "Oh, MEN!"
Sinbad: "Do you have ANY idea what I went through to STEAL these?"
Marina: "Knife, please."
Sinbad: "Oh, yeah, like I'd give YOU a weapon?"
Sinbad: "Hey, lady, I've seen the highborn boys your type hangs out with...and I'm the ONLY man you've ever met!"
(Marina is insulting Sinbad)
Sinbad: "At least I'm not repressed!"
Marina: "REPRESSED? I'll show you REPRESSED!!!!"
*Spike throws up*
Lin: "Hey, where'd he get the carrots?"
Eris: "Enough talking! Time for some screaming."
Sinbad: "Oh, she couldn't see the bird? Everyone ELSE saw it! It's as big as a freaking ship! Marina? Marina's looking the OTHER way!"
Marina: "So, how are we going to get down?"
Sinbad: "I-I don't know."
Marina: "WHAT?"
Sinbad: "I don't know YET. I'm thinking about it, all right?"
Marina: "You scaled a thousand-foot tower of ice, and you don't know how to get DOWN?"
Sinbad: "Gentlemen, it's been a privilege robbing with you."
Marina: "I'm coming with you. And don't tell me the Realm of Chaos is no place for a woman."
*Sinbad and Marina arrive in Tartarus, a sandy place with ruins and a rotting corpse*
Sinbad: "Okay. I'm severely creeped out."
Sinbad: "Nice place you got here."
Eris: "Like it? I'm planning on doing the whole world this way."
Sinbad: "Wow. That's a...good plan."
Sinbad: "I bet you thought I wouldn't make it."
Proteus: "I was beginning to wonder."
Sinbad: "Well, well. This has got to be a little embarrassing, Eris."
Eris: "Don't push your luck, Sinbad. You're cute, but not that cute."
Eris: "And lucky for you, I've got places to go, things to destroy, stuff to steal. Ta."
Sinbad: "How much you got on ya?"
Dymas: "I offer you the gratitude of the Twelve Cities, and the apology of a king."
Sinbad: "No, really, how much?"
Sinbad: "Get a haircut!"
Sinbad: "That's a very long voyage. And it's very, very dangerous."
Marina: "Don't worry, I'll protect you."