when i was holding up my andre on new years eve looking at all our hot ass baby girls around us listening to that fuckin jay z joint and truly believing the roc boyz were in the house i really felt like the party gods were united and all the party constellations were aligned and shit felt so good. plus i was drunk as fuck ( Read more... )

I GOT A BLOWJOB TODAY

GET YOUR FUCKING FACTS STRAIGHT

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i hate just posting videos but this gets me straight hyphy.

just when i thought the internet's vicious onslaught of my character was finished, i get hit with a low blow.


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oh internet. i considered you my one true ally and now you're belittling me at every turn just like all my other friends.


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last night i had a dream me, devon and warren went to six flags but one half of it was closed.


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i have a job in a cubicle now and let me show you some illustrations about it:


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i wish i could write on livejournal how i feel about stuff like girls and jobs and friends and stuff but i know my friends would read it and either make fun of me about it or talk about it when im not around.

what a wicked web we weave.

i hate my life.

next monday the comedians of comedy are coming to headliners, and then on the 30th peter bjorn and john are coming

LETS DO THIS DUDES
IF YOU DONT YOURE FUCKING DUMB