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WHAT IF?
1.you find out that you are being stalked? ::
beat em up.
2.you lost you hand fone in sch.? ::
what? such bad grammar.
3.you find out that your brother's an alien? ::
tell him to take me to the moon.
4.you were given a flute on your birthday? ::
start playing it again since i haven't played in 3 years...
5.you inherited a million dollars? ::
buy stuff for my family/friends, then splurge on a sexy car, take up snowboarding right away and set up my company to make more money =).
6.your annoying sibling woke you up when you
were having a nice dream?
this doesn't happen or their heads would be off already.
7.your pet starts talking to you? ::
I have no pet(s) =(.
8.the teacher give your class a surprise test
comprising 7 chapters in your science
textbook? ::
claim to have caught malaria, then start debating about how wrong it is to have a pop quiz, then sneak out of class.
9.you were to be a boy for one day? ::
I think I'd die.
10.the person you love is a gay/les? ::
the good thing is that I don't love anyone (besides family, close friends) right now, the sad thing is that I don't love anyone right now =P.
11.you got 0/100 for you geography final year
paper? ::
kill myself.
12.you see Osama walking around Serangoon
Central? ::
I don't care.
13.a fairy gives you a wish? :
I'd... wish?
14.an alien REALLY abducts your worksheets?
what worksheets?
15.the person beside you farted during foot drill
and a very fierce sir is staring at the squad? ::
what's a foot drill? what squad? if it was a cheerleader squad, I'd laugh.
16.you realise holiday is over and you havent
complete a single assigment? ::
not going to happen.
17.some clowns kick a soccerball and hit your
drink and it splashes onto your uniform? :
what uniform?? anyways, I'd fail miserably to kick the ball back at the one with rainbow hair, then I'd pull off all their wigs and punch their red noses off.
18.someone pushes you against the wall and
starts lunging his/her tongue down ur throat? ::
hah, funny. I guess the same thing as Elaine. Depends who and/or slap them.
19.your hair is shaved bald by the hair dresser?::
kill them verbally. then screw over their hair.
20.this is the last question?::
play poker.
21.one day you suddenly lost all your memories?
die.
22.you saw the one you love died infront of you in
a bloody death?
quit it with the 'the one you love' questions!
23.a woman tells you that she's your real mother?
laugh, then see if we look alike, if not, slap her, if so, slap her harder.
24. everything in this world banished and you are
left alone?
I'd prolly be banished too, soon. If not, I'd go 'shopping'... lol
25. one day your doc told you that you got a life
threathening disease?
find a cure for it.
26. you are able to see supernatrual things and
have special powers?
submit myself to the mental institute if I see things. use the special powers.
27. one day everyone has no feelings and
the world cant feel?
it doesn't work that way. you can't not feel. k, I'd invent emotions and be famous for it =P.
28.you are given a week's time to look for osama?
track down Bush instead and shoot him with an American redneck's gun.
29. you are rated the world biggest racist?
then Bush/ 99.9% of the rest of the world would be dead?
30. you are the last woman/man on earth?
then I'd be last to die?
31. you are given a chance to go to heaven and
have a tour?
I'd go, since it's prolly the only time I'd get to go.
32. your friends betray you till everyone including
your family despise you?
confuzlled.
33. no one remembers that you exist?
most people don't anyway.
34. your government say all children above 15
must be married?
take over the government and make them all marry at 15.
35. you're in a lost world?
I'd prolly be dreaming.