You’re not going to believe this...

[bailiff]

“If, out of hate and resentment, someone plots to harm you, you should mold an image of the person out of clean earth, flour, or wax. Before a thousand-eyed image, say the mantra 108 times over a steel knife of fine quality. Slice the statue into 108 pieces as you recite the mantra once over each slice. After each slice, call the name of the person

Comments

[palladinthug]

That is hilarious =D And such a simple thing to disturb the ritual- makes me chuckle.

In all the meditation and deep thought that the ritual calls for it over looks common sense -"Don't let anyone or anything eat it or leave it where someone else can mistake it for food." I figure it was meant to be.

[bailiff]

I guess I should've used wax. X_X

Yes, it was probably meant to be... I can think of a few good reasons why Chun Ti Pu'sa would *not* want me to do this... At least not now, and not with this individual.

[porsupah]

I don't know - when a dog gets an idea they want to eat something, that's what will happen, however unlikely the meal, as in this case, involving Vaseline.. ^_^;

[bailiff]

Heh. :)

Actually, you met Trixie when you visited back in 2001. I didn't have a good recent photo, so the above is from September 2003 - she hasn't changed a bit!

[kylet]

Well, it could just mean your boss will be eaten by a giant dog at some point. That's not a comforting thought? ;-)

[bailiff]

That occurred to me too - ha ha! :) I imagine a giant shaggy monster 20 feet tall will devour her when she goes on sabbatical soon. Divine justice!

That's why I'm not upset about not completing the ritual. If the doll reprented her... its fate wasn't very pleasant, was it? :)

[let_3plus]

Sexual harassment case? Yeesh

[bailiff]

Unfortunately, yes. :/ It all hangs on the matter of *evidence*... If I have proof, I can take her to court. If I don't (and I don't), she can take *me* to court for libel if I go public with this. That's why I can't...

[let_3plus]

Well I hope things turn in your favor. This woman sounds like a grade A bitch

[zookee]

Holy crap, that's brilliant! Seriously, one of the most entertaining(and in formative) entries I've read in awhile!

Your female boss keeps making passes at you? Can't you just say "I like boys kthxbai" or would that make your working environment extremely uncomfortable?

[bailiff]

No, she would just use that to destroy the whole rest of my life and career. :/

Besides, she's already past the point of making naughty propositions. Her current state can be described as: "You rejected me. You die now." X_X