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People really never cease to amaze me. I mean, just when I think we, as a society, have gotten pretty much as bad as possible, something like this happens.
A 33 year old woman, offering her 7 year old daughter to someone to take pornographic pictures of, and have sex with. Wow.
And look, she can get up to 20 years. So that's the maximum. She'll ( Read more... ) -
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'"I like peanuts as much as the next guy, but I believe the security of our troops should come before the security of our peanut crop," Bush said in his weekly radio address, referring to a provision in the war funding legislation that earmarks $74 million for secure peanut storage."
...ahahahaha. Only in America.
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I really can't help but post this, I've read it so many times I can't even remember, yet it makes me laugh every time. This one's long too, but it's amazing. Don't be angry with me for making you use your brain, please.
I once had sex with twenty underaged girls while dangling from a tightrope that was spanning the Grand Canyon. All of them fell to ( Read more... ) -
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Although I do not agree with a lot of what Michael Moore has said in the past, this was something I read and found very true. It's humerous at times, mainly because of it's truth. It's a bit long, but trust me, it's something you'll enjoy.
I don't know what it is, but every time I see a white guy walking towards me, I tense up. My heart starts ( Read more... ) -
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Quickly, quietly lost
Dust covers everything up
Foreign reporters take snapshots
And back at the hotel they can't stomach lunch
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Light,
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Did you ever feel like you're living in a beat poet's nightmare
Like french kissing your despair
Suffocating in the open air
If I was on the road, jack, when I got home
I would burn that car to the ground
Straight to the ground now
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Now, if I was a sailor, and I walked upon your water
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What if you woke up in the middle of the night
And in your bare feet you walked outside
And realizing that you were awake that you could fly
Out over the world
To places that you've only heard of
See faces that you were sold as murderers
But just like you they're only lonely boys and girls
Like all over the world
What if you could lift them up?
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