OH MY FUCKING GOD YOU GOT ALL THE GOOD ONES!!! GODDAMNIT!!! I had a huge crush on Harrison Ford from 1st to 6th grade. I had a life size cardboard standup of Han Solo in my room, and when I finally "moved on" to Ben Affleck my best friend Caitlin and I stabbed it to death with pens starting with the eyes. You know how I feel about Captain Jack Sparrow, Crush is a cool cat, and Lucius Malfoy was ALWAYS my favorite character in the Harry Potter movies. Why? Because he is played by James Isaacs, a very VERY attractive man who also just HAPPENS to play Captain Hook in the new Peter Pan. I hate you.