The Bajingo Legacy - 2.2
HAI GAIZ
IZ BAJINGO TIEM
We start with Wolf wandering around.
Finding a crappy house.
Blue Girl: Yes?
Wolf: Hello. I am bored and would like to come inside. Is that alright?
BG: Hello!
Wolf: . . .
Let me introduce you to the Rosch Family!
The man in the house.
I think his name is Roh?
The lady of this dump.
Her name was Rahianananaskjdajd or something.
Teenage son.
.. Ruden? Rudin? Rodin? Ralph?
*shrug*
Teenage daughter/Blue Girl.
.. Raiha?
No idea.
And the last child!
.. Reilah?
I DO NOT REMEMBER. D8
However;
WE WANT HER GENES. >8}
.. If she grows up to be interesting and pretty.
*shallow*
Reilah(?): Is it true that you are an assbaby?
Wolf: No, well.. My mother.. urr, father.. Is a man, yes. But I did not.. come out of his ass. I bet my sister did, though.
Wolf: She is TOTALLY an assbaby! She's probably a turd!
Roh: Such language! Why is he standing so close to my daughter?! I must distract myself D8
Wolf: Well, anyway, school sucks.
Reilah: EEEWWW, DAD!
Roh: and then we could leave the bed and go to the kitchen and
Reilah: !
Reilah: *RUNS OUTSIDE*
Wolf: I am tired I:C
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The next day, it was Bear who met the Roschs.
It did not go that well.
Bear: Alright, tell me everything and I will try to get you out of it.
Roh: I bought the ice cream.
Roh: And I was just about to lick it. You know, the first lick. So good.
Roh: THIS KID COMES UP AND SNATCHES IT! Just grabs my ice cream and licks at his with this smirk on his face.
Roh: AND THAT IS WHEN I SNAPPED.
Bear: I believe that is a perfect reason to slam a childs face against the asphalt! Don't worry, I'll talk to the guys at my work.
Roh: :D!
Wolf: I would never let you ride my rocketship if I had one.
Otter: *slams down fork* THAT'S IT! I'M TIRED! I'M FUCKING TIRED OF HIM!
Otter: DO YOU HEAR ME?! TIRED!
Wolf: I wouldn't even let you ride my trashbag if I had one.
Otter: Dad. I am tired of him. Dad. Dad.
Fawn: I am going to pretend I don't hear her. I do not want to participate in this conflict. I am just here to eat my parfait. All is well.
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Of course.
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. . .
I don't think that is why they pay you.
Bear: *gets up to deliver judgement*
Bear: Hey, maid. Get the fuck out of that chair and do your job before I barf in my hand and smear it on you.
Maid: .. What did y-
Bear: RARARHJDFHSHFJ
Maid: WTF
Maid: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!
Bear: YEAH, YOU BETTER RUN, BITCH!
Wolf: .. What just happened?
Maid: OH GOD IT'S EVERYWHERE
Fawn: Let's just ignore it.
Bear: YOU BETTER CLEAN THAT UP, YOU WANKER
Meanwhile:
Sparrow has a friend! Justin Hart!
And she is so cute when she is all Loner.
She agrees to do homework with him, but she will sit on a chair with her back faced against him while he sits on the floor. <3
Otter is still too boring for friends.
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Wolf: Roberto, I love you. But I want to be alone now. Okay?
Oh Wolf. <3
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Waiting for dinnerrrr.
Fawn: Has anyone heard from Trash lately?
Otter: I heard her new song on TV.
It's called: "MY FUCKING NAME IS NOT TRASH YOU FUCKING FUCKFUCK"
Fawn: .. I have to call someone.
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Bear: What to do now..
Fawn: Read my face. FIX THE DISHWASHER. FIX IT.
Bear: Oh, right! We have a TV now!
Fawn: .. Darnit.
Fawn: Bear, the dishwasher still needs to be fiiii-..
TV: AND ONE, AND TWO, AND THREE AND FOOOOUR AND ONE, AND TWO, AND THREE AND FOUR CLENCH THAT ASS, LADIES
Fawn: :B
Bear: Say something and I'll smash you against the TV.
Wolf: *joins in*
Sparrow: *writes it all down on her blog*
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Fawn: I am off to work.
Bear: *picks up phone*
Fawn: Bear?
Bear: Yeah, bye.
Bear: HAAANK, what's up, bro?
Fawn: He never asks me what is up anymore..
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SO MANY CHILDREN.
Yet no one is friends with Otter.
Bear: There will be no bumping uglies in my house, do you understand?
Justin: 'Ey, daddie-o. If I would bump anything in this house it would be your daughter. And she ain't ugly. She is fiiiiiine.
Justin: K?
Bear: . . Wh-.. Yo-.. Mh-.. . . .
Bear: DON'T HAVE UNDERAGE SEX IN MY HOUSE!
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Justin: Hey, man. Your dad ain't exactly shaped like a globe, if you know what I mean?
Wolf: .. What?
Justin: He is so fit.
Wolf: Ah. Yeah. He works out.
Justin: I can tell. He is fiiiiine.
Wolf: wat
Notice Sparrow sitting on the floor the whole time.
As always, she is with them but not too close.
Wolf: I would let you ride my rocketship if I had one. I'd show you the stars.
Reilah: Boy, you have a rocketship.
Bear: DON'T HAVE UNDERAGE SEX IN MY HOUSE!
Oh Sparrow.
Comfortable distance.
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What are you cheering on, snotface?
Oh.
OH D8
Oh Bear.
u r odl
Wolf: Hey, where is Mr. Muscle?
Fawn: Your father is feeling old and is hiding for a while. Do not provoke him.
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Bear: Kid.
Sparrow: Yes, dad?
Bear: Life is nothing like dirty plates. Don't ever let anyone make you think that.
Sparrow: .. Alright, dad.
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Time passes.
TO THE MOMENT WE ALL HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR
BURRRFDAAAAI
Sparrow: *TOOT*
Otter: *applause*
Bear: PEEEEEEEEEEEE
SHAZAM!
Bear: PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Otter: Go to the bathroom, dad.
Bear: !
Bear: PEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
WOLF!
Athletic/Loner/Grumpy/Can't stand art
He looks alot like Bear, doesn't he?
Otter clearly doesn't approve.
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Fawn: AAAAAAAASDJASKJDAS
Fawn: I am about to grow old! That is exciting! Very exciting! So exciting I may just have heartattack!
Fawn: And now that I am about to get old I might just get heartattacks all the time without being prepared for it maybe I am standing there doing the dishes and all of a sudden my heart is attacking me and
Fawn: people will be sad for a while I hope before
going back to their everyday lives and there will be a funeral and there won't be
enough cake and Bear will interrupt everything by screaming: PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE PEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Wolf: Dad, would you please just grow up.
Fawn: Oh fine.
Wolf: Thank you.
sparklesparklesparklesparkle
Oh Fawn.
.. And Otter, stuck to the door.
Bear: My husband is old. I:I *drinks*
YES, THE SLEEPWEAR STAYS.
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Wolf: *cooking for the first time ever*
Wolf: . . .
Wolf: *drops plate on floor and leaves* Dad.
Fawn: I'm on it.
I love you.
Apparently, it's Bring your plate to school-day.
Yes.
You missed the buss.
Wolf: I'm going to find that bus and.. and.. get on it.
Sparrow: Calm down, brother.
"We have a copcar."
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Back to see if Reilah is a teen yet.
She is not.
BUT THEY ARE STILL BEST FRIENDS THAT IS CUTE D8
Roh: This boy.. when Reilah grows up, he will be back to steal her away. I just know it.
But what to do? Kill him? Slam him into a box and throw the box into the ocean?
Roh: Or help him with his homework. With good grades, he will take good care of my daughter.
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BURFDAI
BURFD-
Could you for ONCE do something interesting?
KRAKAKABOOM
Wolf: My sister, I can't watch. D:
PEW PEW
Bear: *is tired of this shit*
SPARROW!
Good/Loner/Unlucky/Genius
OTTER!
Good/Heavy sleeper/Technofobe/Unflirty
And still so lonely.
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Wolf: What is this? A girl in the house?
Wolf: Boobs? In real life?
Otter: Wolf, could you not watch me shower next time? I'm not so cool with my brother doing that.
Wolf: *goes to bed with the plan to never think about the event ever again*
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And that's a wrap!
SO MANY BIRTHDAYS
I promise to look up all the names in the Rosch-family. XD;