Not On My Watch

[baka_writes]

Title: Not On My Watch
Characters: Dean/Castiel
Rating: NC-17 for swears and porn like whoa.
Spoilers: For episode 5x03 Free to Be You and Me.
Summary: Missing scene from 5x03. Dean and Castiel get wasted after the brothel doesn't work out the way Dean had planned. Porn happens. Also known as "Self-Indulgent Porn is Self-Indulgent." :D

A/N: So, I'm

Comments

[climbatize]

Loved this! It was so hot, and so in-character, especially the way you wrote Dean. The holy oil was a nice touch, too!

[baka_writes]

Thank you kindly! Also, I love your icon to a degree it frightens me. *meep* O__O :D

[harmonyhelms]

W-O-W that was amazing! I think the holy oil is gonna become one of my new favorite kinks now, btw thanks for that! :) The only way this could be any better, and it could only improve in my eyes just a little ity bity bit, was if it had some wing porn, i love wing porn. Justs sayin, if you maybe possibly wanted to write one of those, that would be awesome! I absolutely love that they are in character, I could totally see this happening in the show! Thanks for posting!

[baka_writes]

You're very welcome! Hahaha- and I really MUST write wing-porn one day. I thought about adding it in this, but seeing as a lot of it was ALREADY an insane amount of self-indulgence, I didn't want the sex to get far more intricate than it already was. Glad the holy oil was kink-worthy, and honestly, now plot-bunnies of wing-porn are hopping around in my head. :D Thanks for the comment!

[super_seme04]

OH MY HOLY GOD.

I am *so* happy that I stumped across this because HOLY. CHRIST.

YOU JUST WON THE UNIVERSE.

[baka_writes]

HAHAHAHA! You have no idea how happy your comment just made me. :D My sister thinks I'm insane because I'm cackling like a maniac. Glad you enjoyed it so much! :D

[super_seme04]

:3 That's good to know!

:D Do you plan to write more? You just hit all of my kinks in *one* fic so I'm definitely sticking around!

[baka_writes]

hehehe- yes, yes, I must write more Dean and Cas! First I need to finish up a few other projects first (I dabble in far too many fandoms for my own good) but I'm definitely plan on giving these boys a return visit. :D

[sycophantastic]

I'm sorry, I think my brain has short circuited from all the insane hotness of this fic. Please stand by.

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HOLY FREAKING BUCKETS. That was brilliant. I've read my fair share of 5x03 "missing scene" fics and I've gotta say, this is definitely one of the very best. You know what I appreciate? The actual conversation they had before the porn. Some fics have Dean going "Well that was a bust... hey, here's a thought, how about WE screw?" after which frantic sex immediately commences. I'm glad there was some organic dialog in there to segue between the whorehouse and the man/angel sexy times.

Also, MY GAWD, you included almost every single one of my favorite kinks! First time sex itself is a favorite of mine, as well as the growl from Dean, the sucking on the tongue thing, the kisses on the spot where hip meets thigh, and hey, you've given me a brand new kink - using holy oil to send an angel's lust into crazy overdrive! Now if only you'd gotten them into a shower together before they went off to trap ol' Raph... *

[baka_writes]

Hehehehehe! I'm glad you enjoyed it so much!

I've read my fair share of 5x03 "missing scene" fics
OOOOOO! If you don't mind, would you link me? I felt like there must be a ton before I wrote this, but so far, I haven't really found any. Maybe I'm not looking hard enough...

You know what I appreciate? The actual conversation they had before the porn.
Oh, I hear you. I can't just jump into the porn. It always throws me off. Even when I'm reading, it seems disingenuous. I need me some build up!

Also, MY GAWD, you included almost every single one of my favorite kinks!
Hahaha! Seeing as they are my favorites too (self-indulgent fic is self-indulgent!) you are in good company. SHOWER SEX. Omg, I need to write some of that for this pairing.

I feel like this could actually be continued, following canon or not. Honestly, I feel like any fic I write with Dean/Cas after this (and there WILL be more someday- I had too much fun writing this!) I will always use this fic as my established first-time-they-did-it. I mean, if I do any farther

[maskedfangirl]

AWESOME. I think this may be my favorite 5.03 "missing scene" fic. Dean using the holy oil as lube got a \o/ out of me. Somehow, I've read a whole bunch of PWP fics from this episode and none of them used the oil until this one. I salute you!

[baka_writes]

Awwww... your FAVORITE! *beams* I feel so special. Ooooh, and would you link me to any of the missing scene 5.03 fics you've read? I haven't read any, because I suck at finding them.

Quite honestly, I would've thought the holy oil/lube correlation would've been the first thing most fangirls thought of. I know I did... :-/

AND ZOMG ICON!LOVE. I need me some Misha icons. *sigh* He so sexy. :D

Thanks for the comment.

[maskedfangirl]

Seriously, Castiel walked into the room with a jug of oil and there was a conversation about losing his virginity. I'm surprised there hasn't been more of this.

I didn't bookmark most of the 5.03 fics I read, but I think searching spn_castiel or deancastiel for fic within a week or two fo that episode coming out would net you some fic! Until now, my favorite was this.