Soujirou to Akira (a 2nd degree spoof)
Before anything else, I'd like to greet the first KAT-TUN member I fangired over. It was because he's one of the least noticed then. And now with his psychedelic yellow hair, it's hard not to notice how princely and charming he is.
Here I am again with a spoof, a 2nd degree spoof is something that's already been spoofed and yet another spoof is added. Hahaha, that's what I call it.
It's not yet December, and it's too early to make something for the two December birthday boys, but I feel like if I ignore the flooding ideas in my mind, this won't push through.
(imagine Soujirou and Akira doing an interview of themselves, and they spill the beans about their friends...)
Akira: Hello everyone, it's me again, Mimasaka Akira, and my friend, Nishikado Soujirou.
(Soujirou is silent, and he looks quite angry)
Akira: Oh why?
Soujirou: I should be the one introducing myself.
Akira: Oh sorry, so, Soujirou, please introduce yourself.
(Soujirou is glaring at Akira)
Soujirou: Never mind, so today, we're going to talk about our friendship. But first, being the ones present today, we're talking about ourselves.
Akira: Yes. And now, I'm going to tell you the funny side of Soujirou.
Soujirou: What?
Akira: I would like to make everyone know that even if we're rich, we also do community work like getting in touch with nature.
Soujiro: Very well said, we're concerned too, and that's what I also love to do aside from drinking tea.
Akira: Back to what I've mentioned, I'll tell you one incident where Soujirou accidentally slipped while we were moving stones on a shallow part of the river. I mean, he almost slipped.
Soujiro: And you laughed so hard. What if I got injured?
Akira: That's unlikely to happen!
Soujirou: So, just as if you don't know, Akira's funny face was caught on cam. While Tsukasa and I were doing an experiment wherein I was to show my karate skills, Akira's facial expression was so priceless that it can equal a 30-minute gag show.
Akira: Now you got even with me!
Soujirou: This time, we're talking about the things the two of us love doing together.
Akira: First and foremost, we love purikura.
Soujirou: But then, we only show our purikura photos to Rui, because we know Tsukasa will only make fun of us. *sigh*
Akira: That's because Tsukasa can't make kawaii poses like we do. He only gives a stern look whenever he's taken a shot, while Rui makes us look like dwarves.
Soujirou: So he only appreciates our pictures.
Akira: We're also camwhores. Whenever we go out, we make sure we have a remembrance of that time we hang-out together.
Soujirou: Oh yes, this picture of us together is my favorite.
Akira: In short, it doesn't mean that because I'm a loud type of person I only go with Tsukasa. I can really blend well with the three of them.
Soujirou: You're the mood-maker, and I am the...the...
Akira: You are the peacemaker!
Soujirou: About our friends, we're going to start talking about Tsukasa.
Akira: Yeah, Tsukasa is a frustrated fanboy. I remember he got starstruck when he met his sports idol Nakatsu Shuichi!
Soujirou: *laughs hard* And what he doesn't know is that he's funny!
Akira: Tsukasa, as everyone knows, gets easily irritated. And when he feels that things don't go his way, he tries to exaggerate things.
Soujirou: Like when he got jealous of peaches because Rui pays more attention to peaches than to him.
Akira: We were doing the Numa Numa dance then, and Tsukasa suddenly blurted out, "Hey Rui, don't you know that peaches will make you shrink like a midget?". Then, Rui dropped the peach he was eating and he sobbed.
Soujirou: Speaking of emo Rui, we once played a prank on him. Tsukasa broke a cheap jar, and what Rui knew about that jar is that it was an antique.
Akira: And he cried because even if he can pay for the jar, he was afraid about how the owner would feel.
Soujirou: He's really very emotional, and yet sometimes I feel guilty when we make fun of him.
Akira: Yeah, Rui doesn't have the word "complain" in his vocabulary.
Soujirou: Next topic! Do you know that Akira's name fits him?
Akira: Huh? Why'd you say so?
Soujirou: A-KIRA. And you being a Madame Killer just speaks for the KIRA part of your name.
Akira: Har-har-har. Funny. *note: sarcasm* I haven't had a relationship yet. I only said I like older women.
Soujirou: But that would be sure.
Akira: OK, to get even with him, Soujirou can only ride his motorcycle around their garden. And he doesn't even have a driving license.
Soujirou: This is getting long, so I guess we have to end this now.
Akira: Hahahaha! See, you got freaked out when I told your secret!
Soujiro: Oh seriously, I think we've taken so much time from our audience. And I'm scared they did not enjoy this. *fake crying*
Akira: So there'y go, this has been Akira...
Soujiro: and Soujiro.
Both: Bye bye!
This week has become the F4 week and I hardly noticed it. I won't be very busy these days.
Here I am again with a spoof, a 2nd degree spoof is something that's already been spoofed and yet another spoof is added. Hahaha, that's what I call it.
It's not yet December, and it's too early to make something for the two December birthday boys, but I feel like if I ignore the flooding ideas in my mind, this won't push through.
(imagine Soujirou and Akira doing an interview of themselves, and they spill the beans about their friends...)
Akira: Hello everyone, it's me again, Mimasaka Akira, and my friend, Nishikado Soujirou.
(Soujirou is silent, and he looks quite angry)
Akira: Oh why?
Soujirou: I should be the one introducing myself.
Akira: Oh sorry, so, Soujirou, please introduce yourself.
(Soujirou is glaring at Akira)
Soujirou: Never mind, so today, we're going to talk about our friendship. But first, being the ones present today, we're talking about ourselves.
Akira: Yes. And now, I'm going to tell you the funny side of Soujirou.
Soujirou: What?
Akira: I would like to make everyone know that even if we're rich, we also do community work like getting in touch with nature.
Soujiro: Very well said, we're concerned too, and that's what I also love to do aside from drinking tea.
Akira: Back to what I've mentioned, I'll tell you one incident where Soujirou accidentally slipped while we were moving stones on a shallow part of the river. I mean, he almost slipped.
Soujiro: And you laughed so hard. What if I got injured?
Akira: That's unlikely to happen!
Soujirou: So, just as if you don't know, Akira's funny face was caught on cam. While Tsukasa and I were doing an experiment wherein I was to show my karate skills, Akira's facial expression was so priceless that it can equal a 30-minute gag show.
Akira: Now you got even with me!
Soujirou: This time, we're talking about the things the two of us love doing together.
Akira: First and foremost, we love purikura.
Soujirou: But then, we only show our purikura photos to Rui, because we know Tsukasa will only make fun of us. *sigh*
Akira: That's because Tsukasa can't make kawaii poses like we do. He only gives a stern look whenever he's taken a shot, while Rui makes us look like dwarves.
Soujirou: So he only appreciates our pictures.
Akira: We're also camwhores. Whenever we go out, we make sure we have a remembrance of that time we hang-out together.
Soujirou: Oh yes, this picture of us together is my favorite.
Akira: In short, it doesn't mean that because I'm a loud type of person I only go with Tsukasa. I can really blend well with the three of them.
Soujirou: You're the mood-maker, and I am the...the...
Akira: You are the peacemaker!
Soujirou: About our friends, we're going to start talking about Tsukasa.
Akira: Yeah, Tsukasa is a frustrated fanboy. I remember he got starstruck when he met his sports idol Nakatsu Shuichi!
Soujirou: *laughs hard* And what he doesn't know is that he's funny!
Akira: Tsukasa, as everyone knows, gets easily irritated. And when he feels that things don't go his way, he tries to exaggerate things.
Soujirou: Like when he got jealous of peaches because Rui pays more attention to peaches than to him.
Akira: We were doing the Numa Numa dance then, and Tsukasa suddenly blurted out, "Hey Rui, don't you know that peaches will make you shrink like a midget?". Then, Rui dropped the peach he was eating and he sobbed.
Soujirou: Speaking of emo Rui, we once played a prank on him. Tsukasa broke a cheap jar, and what Rui knew about that jar is that it was an antique.
Akira: And he cried because even if he can pay for the jar, he was afraid about how the owner would feel.
Soujirou: He's really very emotional, and yet sometimes I feel guilty when we make fun of him.
Akira: Yeah, Rui doesn't have the word "complain" in his vocabulary.
Soujirou: Next topic! Do you know that Akira's name fits him?
Akira: Huh? Why'd you say so?
Soujirou: A-KIRA. And you being a Madame Killer just speaks for the KIRA part of your name.
Akira: Har-har-har. Funny. *note: sarcasm* I haven't had a relationship yet. I only said I like older women.
Soujirou: But that would be sure.
Akira: OK, to get even with him, Soujirou can only ride his motorcycle around their garden. And he doesn't even have a driving license.
Soujirou: This is getting long, so I guess we have to end this now.
Akira: Hahahaha! See, you got freaked out when I told your secret!
Soujiro: Oh seriously, I think we've taken so much time from our audience. And I'm scared they did not enjoy this. *fake crying*
Akira: So there'y go, this has been Akira...
Soujiro: and Soujiro.
Both: Bye bye!
This week has become the F4 week and I hardly noticed it. I won't be very busy these days.