[OOC: Letters to Home]
SOOOOO remember when I said Kaito occasionally wrote letters to people from home?
Weeeeeeell... feel free to skip, this is mostly for my reference/entertainment |Db
To: Aoko Nakamori
Dated: July 27th, 2010
Oi, Aoko!
Remember when we were kids, and we used to talk about what it would be like to live in a video game? We were kinda naive back then, weren't we? Ha! But who would've guessed that one of us finally managed to live the dream? I know, I know, you're jealous now, aren't you? And you should be!
It is awesome!
I've been given these weird looking monsters to train, called Pokemon. One of the is a purple monkey thing with a third hand on his tail-- yeah, yeah, I know, I thought it was pretty crazy when I first met him. But all Pokemon are like that. It's almost like a bunch of animals got together to play in a radioactive waste dump.
Do I sound crazy yet? Ha ha ha... I guess I wouldn't blame you for thinking I was. This is something you've gotta see yourself to believe. If I could figure out a way to bring you here, I would. I almost feel kinda selfish hogging the experience all to myself. Heh. 'Sides, there are some people here you need to meet. I think you'd like them.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna stay here forever. I'm working on finding a way home, promise. Don't miss me too much, all right? If you're not careful you'll get worry wrinkles, and those will definitely affect your stunningly boyish figure.
Whoops. Did I write that?
See you soon, Aoko!
-- Kaito Kuroba
~*~
To: Jii Konosuke
Dated: August 9th, 2010
Jii-chan,
Before you say anything, if time has passed at home (just humor me for a minute, I'll explain everything) this isn't the work of Them.
That said, I've been sucked into some kind of inter-dimensional nexus and thrown in to a world based off of a video game! And you thought the robot clone and creepy eye stalkers were weird.
Oi oi, don't give me that look, I'm serious! I know I've said some crazy things in the past, but this time I am serious! You think I'd purposely do something that keeps me from searching for you-know-what for an indefinite period of time? Geez...
... so how long have I been missing? Am I missing at home? Or is it true what they say about the timelines, and it'll be like no time has passed at all when I finally get out of this place?
Ha ha ha... who am I asking? Unless someone out there works as an inter-dimensional mail carrier, you won't be able to read this letter.
If time is passing at home, I hope you're doing great. The Blue Parrot's still getting business, right? I can't imagine why it wouldn't be; you've got the best coffee in town! I'm kidding, I'm kidding, there's more to that place than the coffee, I promise! I bet Mom's worried about me, too. She always worries, especially after... well. Y'know. I can't really blame her, though. Especially since I disappeared without any warning-- er. As far as I'm concerned.
They haven't made any moves, have They? If They have, I hope you're not out in the field, running around in that ridiculous suit and monocle. You'll throw out your back that way, old man.
Sorry I'm not there to help.
If there's something worth helping.
It's a temporary setback. No need to let this get to us, right? I like it here, but I haven't forgotten.
Take care.
-- Kaito Kuroba
~*~
To: Chikage Kuroba
Dated: August 27th, 2010
Dear Mom,
Don't freak out! I haven't died or ran away from home! Yeah, I know, this isn't gonna be much help since you won't actually be reading this and there's no way for me to tell you I'm okay, but... I dunno. It's something, right?
Promise I'll be back as soon as I can be. The place I've been sucked into is a million dimensions away (that's the third time I've said this, and I still don't think anyone is gonna believe me), so it's not like I can catch the next train to Ekoda and be home by dinner.
It's been two months here (I'm in good hands, I promise). Wonder how long it's been at home?
... you aren't dating any new guys, are you? 'Cause if you are...
Y'know, that's not something I wanna think about. Just... try not worry, okay? I may be stuck here for now, but like Dad used to say, for every entrance, there's at least three exits.
I've just gotta find them.
Be home soon!
-- Kaito Kuroba
~*~
To: Aoko Nakamori
Dated: September 20th, 2010 [Relevant Entry]
Aoko,
I had a dre There were these nightm Those stupid Poke If They ever hurt you I [scratched out until illegible]
Hope you're okay.
-- Kaito Kuroba
~*~
To: Jii Konosuke
Dated: September 22nd, 2010 [Relevant Entry]
Jii-chan,
Remember how the Taskforce used to think the best way to catch me was to jump on top of me from all sides? And remember how I used to laugh about it, because it was the stupidest criminal-catching strategy I've ever seen?
I think I just met a police officer dumber than that.
More details when I get home.
-- Kaito Kuroba
~*~
To: Chikage Kuroba
Dated: October 13th, 2010 [Relevant Entry]
Dear Mom,
Oi... how're you holding up? I still don't know if time has passed at home since I got here or not, but...
You're not lonely, are you? With me gone, there's no one else in the house, is there?
Just wondering. Dunno why I ask like thi [scratched out until illegible]
Hang in there, all right?
-- Kaito Kuroba
Weeeeeeell... feel free to skip, this is mostly for my reference/entertainment |Db
To: Aoko Nakamori
Dated: July 27th, 2010
Oi, Aoko!
Remember when we were kids, and we used to talk about what it would be like to live in a video game? We were kinda naive back then, weren't we? Ha! But who would've guessed that one of us finally managed to live the dream? I know, I know, you're jealous now, aren't you? And you should be!
It is awesome!
I've been given these weird looking monsters to train, called Pokemon. One of the is a purple monkey thing with a third hand on his tail-- yeah, yeah, I know, I thought it was pretty crazy when I first met him. But all Pokemon are like that. It's almost like a bunch of animals got together to play in a radioactive waste dump.
Do I sound crazy yet? Ha ha ha... I guess I wouldn't blame you for thinking I was. This is something you've gotta see yourself to believe. If I could figure out a way to bring you here, I would. I almost feel kinda selfish hogging the experience all to myself. Heh. 'Sides, there are some people here you need to meet. I think you'd like them.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna stay here forever. I'm working on finding a way home, promise. Don't miss me too much, all right? If you're not careful you'll get worry wrinkles, and those will definitely affect your stunningly boyish figure.
Whoops. Did I write that?
See you soon, Aoko!
-- Kaito Kuroba
~*~
To: Jii Konosuke
Dated: August 9th, 2010
Jii-chan,
Before you say anything, if time has passed at home (just humor me for a minute, I'll explain everything) this isn't the work of Them.
That said, I've been sucked into some kind of inter-dimensional nexus and thrown in to a world based off of a video game! And you thought the robot clone and creepy eye stalkers were weird.
Oi oi, don't give me that look, I'm serious! I know I've said some crazy things in the past, but this time I am serious! You think I'd purposely do something that keeps me from searching for you-know-what for an indefinite period of time? Geez...
... so how long have I been missing? Am I missing at home? Or is it true what they say about the timelines, and it'll be like no time has passed at all when I finally get out of this place?
Ha ha ha... who am I asking? Unless someone out there works as an inter-dimensional mail carrier, you won't be able to read this letter.
If time is passing at home, I hope you're doing great. The Blue Parrot's still getting business, right? I can't imagine why it wouldn't be; you've got the best coffee in town! I'm kidding, I'm kidding, there's more to that place than the coffee, I promise! I bet Mom's worried about me, too. She always worries, especially after... well. Y'know. I can't really blame her, though. Especially since I disappeared without any warning-- er. As far as I'm concerned.
They haven't made any moves, have They? If They have, I hope you're not out in the field, running around in that ridiculous suit and monocle. You'll throw out your back that way, old man.
Sorry I'm not there to help.
If there's something worth helping.
It's a temporary setback. No need to let this get to us, right? I like it here, but I haven't forgotten.
Take care.
-- Kaito Kuroba
~*~
To: Chikage Kuroba
Dated: August 27th, 2010
Dear Mom,
Don't freak out! I haven't died or ran away from home! Yeah, I know, this isn't gonna be much help since you won't actually be reading this and there's no way for me to tell you I'm okay, but... I dunno. It's something, right?
Promise I'll be back as soon as I can be. The place I've been sucked into is a million dimensions away (that's the third time I've said this, and I still don't think anyone is gonna believe me), so it's not like I can catch the next train to Ekoda and be home by dinner.
It's been two months here (I'm in good hands, I promise). Wonder how long it's been at home?
... you aren't dating any new guys, are you? 'Cause if you are...
Y'know, that's not something I wanna think about. Just... try not worry, okay? I may be stuck here for now, but like Dad used to say, for every entrance, there's at least three exits.
I've just gotta find them.
Be home soon!
-- Kaito Kuroba
~*~
To: Aoko Nakamori
Dated: September 20th, 2010 [Relevant Entry]
Aoko,
I had a dre There were these nightm Those stupid Poke If They ever hurt you I [scratched out until illegible]
Hope you're okay.
-- Kaito Kuroba
~*~
To: Jii Konosuke
Dated: September 22nd, 2010 [Relevant Entry]
Jii-chan,
Remember how the Taskforce used to think the best way to catch me was to jump on top of me from all sides? And remember how I used to laugh about it, because it was the stupidest criminal-catching strategy I've ever seen?
I think I just met a police officer dumber than that.
More details when I get home.
-- Kaito Kuroba
~*~
To: Chikage Kuroba
Dated: October 13th, 2010 [Relevant Entry]
Dear Mom,
Oi... how're you holding up? I still don't know if time has passed at home since I got here or not, but...
You're not lonely, are you? With me gone, there's no one else in the house, is there?
Just wondering. Dunno why I ask like thi [scratched out until illegible]
Hang in there, all right?
-- Kaito Kuroba