Funny you should mention shitting, for I just unleashed the most fearsome crapification the world has yet seen. It was so ferocious, it has been listed as "Shit Whirlwind Ocean Wave Tsunami Blast" in the instruction booklet under my move list. A shit that has brought Politicians and Law enforcement to it's knees. A shit that conquered 3 continents in one shitting. A shit so nasty, I had to jump in the bathtub and rinse off because toilet paper would just not suffice.
Now if you'll excuse me, I must go sit on a block of ice.
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Now if you'll excuse me, I must go sit on a block of ice.
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Despite how things may be in Reno right now. That story is script gold!!
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