A moral

[bakaninja]

Premise:
After eating a large lunch, should one agree to a footrace with one's roommate, who runs daily, while your soft flabby body hasn't seen exercise since 2004?

Moral:
If your roommate bet you a free copy of Betrayal at the House on the Hill, you bet you should! Hooray!

Comments

[nephandi]

I propose the following addendum to the premise: ...after filling his shoes with tacks?

[bakaninja]

You sully my victory, sir. I had no hidden advantages. Merely hidden potential within me, waiting to be tapped.

[nephandi]

My God, you've taken a New Step!