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bakaninja

What do we want? Brains! When do we want it? Brains!

Jun 06, 2007 12:56

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I feel like the reason for this test is to find the friend with the highest score (so far, theivyscribe), and designate them Zombie Apocalypse Leader. Also, find the one with the lowest score (heh heh, margho) and adopt them, so that when you're running from zombies, they'll fall behind, be devoured, and buy you the precious time ( Read more... )

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nephandi June 6 2007, 21:39:55 UTC

HE KILLED YOUR PARENTS! HIS AXE IS ON FIRE!!! SHOOT HIM IN THE HEAD!! SHOOT HIM IN THE HEEEEAAAADDDD!!!!

bakaninja June 11 2007, 18:36:33 UTC

OH GOD! IT WASN'T A CUTSCENE!

theivyscribe June 7 2007, 04:58:00 UTC

Me? Apocalypse leader? Are you kidding?

I opted to go back for loved ones... I only got a 49% while williehelmo got a fricking SEVENTY-NINE PERCENT!! I'm apparently not even worthy of becoming his lieutenant, as twosheds ranks a close second at SIXTY-FIVE PERCENT. I'm the "adopted one" compared to them...

In actuality, the purpose of this poll is to remind all of us of the astonishing dearth of machetes in the American household. For shame! All of us most go to our local Walmart and buy one machete per household member to include with the emergency first-aid kit.

bakaninja June 11 2007, 18:40:08 UTC

Not to mention learn how to shoot a gun, for God's sake!

margho June 7 2007, 21:59:56 UTC

I assume the adoption would start like right now, right? And then I'll trust you and live with you and then won't run away and hide under a rock when the zombies come. Soooo ... when you adopt me, will you pay for my food, shelter, and education?

bakaninja June 11 2007, 18:38:58 UTC

After some reconsideration, I realized that a low score actually meant that you were more likely to get yourself AND your whole group killed. To amend, I need to get you adopted by a nearby group, so that when you get them all killed, my group can make its escape.

But, you know, sans zombie apocalypse, it means you're the less pragmatic, more caring person.