16.
Freehold Well I still got a lot of good friends right here in town
I can usually find me a free beer somewhere
With offers of free meals I am blessed
Should I go crazy, blow all my money and ruin my life, but at least I'll never go hungry I guess
Here in Freehold
17.
There Will Never Be Anyone For Me But You Man, a love that's real
Is a love that's hard
Like a pit bull on your ass, in a very small back yard
A love that's hard can be a love that's true
But I swear there'll never be any other for me but you
Both these songs can basically be described as sweet, funny, and a tiny, tiny bit bluntly TMI at times. "There Will Never . . ." is a slightly twisted little love song, and "Freehold" is the same, except with a larger scope.