Best intentions

[bakerloo]

Last night as I was walking to the theatre I thought to myself, I will eat a salad for dinner tonight. And then I got to the theatre, put in three hours of cutting plywood and making frames for flats and finally had to take a break to eat because I was starving. So I got a BLT wrap with ranch dressing. That is not the same as a salad.

Comments

[littlewashu]

It's pretty close. It's lettuce (salad,) tomatoes (salad,) bacon (salad topping,) and a wrap (uh, croutons?) Topped with salad dressing. Sounds all right to me.

[bakerloo]

I like your rationalization. I shall keep it!

[vaticanplum]

You cut plywood! Fuck the salad!!!

[bakerloo]

That shit is heavy, yo!