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maybe because everything is currently 'fucked up', i've decided to answer these 'fucked up' questions.
* have you ever *
1. Given a homeless guy more than $5?
$5? That’s £2.50, right? Probably.
2. Spent more than $500 on a bf/gf's gift or a night out?
no.
3. Had sex with more than one person in a day?
technically, yes, but i can never remember whether i ever actually have without them both being present at once. There’s a distinct possibility.
4. Hooked up with a good friends bf/gf behind their back?
i’ve never done any of that shit behind people’s backs.
5. Dated two people at once?
kinda. But see above before you condemn me.
6. Actually met someone from myspace that you didn't know before?
not because they were from myspace, only because they were friends of friends.
7. Been raped?
no, and that’s a vile question.
8. Failed more than one class?
no, not sure i’ve ever failed a class….
9. Took someone's virginity when you weren't a virgin?
yes, in a manner of speaking.
10. Hooked up with someone from a different race?
yes. another odd question.
11. Ran around naked outside in the daytime/night time?
don’t think so.
12. Scuba dived?
nope.
13. Snorkled?
a little.
14. Dated someone you didn't want your friends to meet?
yes.
15. Got your stomach pumped, from alcohol poisoning?
no.
16. Threw up from alcohol?
once.
17. Been suspended from school?
nope.
18. Kissed someone of the same sex?
no shit.
19. Wore a short skirt with out panties?
probably, back in the day.
20. Let a guy paint your toenails (girls) paint a girls toenails?
wtf is this question about? no, i don’t think so.
21. Met someone famous?
yeah. i’m famous bitch!
22. Saved someone's life?
possibly indirectly. probably indirectly.
23. Seen someone die?
no.
24. Killed someone?
no!
25. Been in a physical fight?
yeah.
26. Hooked up with someone 10yrs older or younger than you?
no, my max is 4 years different i think, i was the younger party.
27. Been arrested?
no, but i’ve been chased by the police.
28. Spent the night in jail?
nope.
29. Been in more than three car accidents in a year?
nope.
30. Had sex outside?
yeah, obv.
31. Given or gotten road head?
not head, no… hand count?
32. Had sex in your house when your parents were home?
yeah.
33. Had phone sex?
yep.
34. Been turned off by someone's personal hygiene "down there"?
not to any great extent.
35. Watched the donkey show?
the what?
36. Had sex without a condom?
yes, and unfortunately not only because there was nothing to put it on.
37. Had a one night stand?
yep. ticked that box.
38. Triple Kissed?
yeah, recently actually.
39. Had sex on the beach?
not full sex.
40. Watched porn with someone else?
not seriously.
41. Been fired from a job?
nope.
42. Danced on top of a bar?
no, but I’ve done much more interesting things on/off a bar.
43. Had sex somewhere in your high school?
no, but…ah, actually, I could get in a lot of trouble if I told you that one…
44. Bought a vibrator?
not for myself.
45. Been in a porn shop?
obv.
46. Been in a dance competition?
no. no!
47. Had a threesome?
three.
48. Spent more than one night in a hospital?
not since I was born.
49. ODed on a drug?
no, but I’ve definitely over-indulged.
not sure why anyone would actually care to know these things about me...
* have you ever *
1. Given a homeless guy more than $5?
$5? That’s £2.50, right? Probably.
2. Spent more than $500 on a bf/gf's gift or a night out?
no.
3. Had sex with more than one person in a day?
technically, yes, but i can never remember whether i ever actually have without them both being present at once. There’s a distinct possibility.
4. Hooked up with a good friends bf/gf behind their back?
i’ve never done any of that shit behind people’s backs.
5. Dated two people at once?
kinda. But see above before you condemn me.
6. Actually met someone from myspace that you didn't know before?
not because they were from myspace, only because they were friends of friends.
7. Been raped?
no, and that’s a vile question.
8. Failed more than one class?
no, not sure i’ve ever failed a class….
9. Took someone's virginity when you weren't a virgin?
yes, in a manner of speaking.
10. Hooked up with someone from a different race?
yes. another odd question.
11. Ran around naked outside in the daytime/night time?
don’t think so.
12. Scuba dived?
nope.
13. Snorkled?
a little.
14. Dated someone you didn't want your friends to meet?
yes.
15. Got your stomach pumped, from alcohol poisoning?
no.
16. Threw up from alcohol?
once.
17. Been suspended from school?
nope.
18. Kissed someone of the same sex?
no shit.
19. Wore a short skirt with out panties?
probably, back in the day.
20. Let a guy paint your toenails (girls) paint a girls toenails?
wtf is this question about? no, i don’t think so.
21. Met someone famous?
yeah. i’m famous bitch!
22. Saved someone's life?
possibly indirectly. probably indirectly.
23. Seen someone die?
no.
24. Killed someone?
no!
25. Been in a physical fight?
yeah.
26. Hooked up with someone 10yrs older or younger than you?
no, my max is 4 years different i think, i was the younger party.
27. Been arrested?
no, but i’ve been chased by the police.
28. Spent the night in jail?
nope.
29. Been in more than three car accidents in a year?
nope.
30. Had sex outside?
yeah, obv.
31. Given or gotten road head?
not head, no… hand count?
32. Had sex in your house when your parents were home?
yeah.
33. Had phone sex?
yep.
34. Been turned off by someone's personal hygiene "down there"?
not to any great extent.
35. Watched the donkey show?
the what?
36. Had sex without a condom?
yes, and unfortunately not only because there was nothing to put it on.
37. Had a one night stand?
yep. ticked that box.
38. Triple Kissed?
yeah, recently actually.
39. Had sex on the beach?
not full sex.
40. Watched porn with someone else?
not seriously.
41. Been fired from a job?
nope.
42. Danced on top of a bar?
no, but I’ve done much more interesting things on/off a bar.
43. Had sex somewhere in your high school?
no, but…ah, actually, I could get in a lot of trouble if I told you that one…
44. Bought a vibrator?
not for myself.
45. Been in a porn shop?
obv.
46. Been in a dance competition?
no. no!
47. Had a threesome?
three.
48. Spent more than one night in a hospital?
not since I was born.
49. ODed on a drug?
no, but I’ve definitely over-indulged.
not sure why anyone would actually care to know these things about me...