What's Your Game?

Dec 17, 2007 09:31

First Mr. T and then William Shatner. Now Jean-Claude Van Damme...

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Your careers are not going to be revitalized just because you claim to play World of Warcraft. When I mention to people that I play, they spit on me, give me wedgies, and call me "dork". Then I go home, cry into my Campbell's Chunky soup, and play World of Warcraft where I am a ( Read more... )

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sleepwalks December 18 2007, 00:29:06 UTC
wow, that made me kind of hot.

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baklaguy December 18 2007, 16:27:32 UTC
Jean-Claude does that to people sometimes. I kinda want to start a "Jean-Claude Van Damme Facts" trend, similar to "Chuck Norris Facts".

Fact 1: Historians the world over have come to a consensus on the fact that the French defeat by German Blitzkrieg during the first stages of World War II can be solely attributed to Jean-Claude not having existed at the time.

Fact 2: French isn't a language. It's just a bunch of baby-talk gibberish and drunken slurs that Jean-Claude made up and told the French to speak. The French really don't understand each other, they only pretend to.

Fact 3: The dictionary defines "crap" as what is left of someone after Jean-Claude is done with them.

Fact 4: Jean-Claude Van Damme did a spin kick while on a cruise ship once. The result was Category Five, Hurricane Isabel.

Fact 5: Jean-Claude CAN eat just one Lays potato chip.

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